Sean Lemme

I started blogging as a way to lazily pass my high school senior project and somehow I've kept doing it for more than half my life

Mars and the Real Girl

The Martian

When astronaut Mark Watney (Matt Damon) wakes up after being impaled and left for dead on Mars, he has two choices: stay there and die or get to work on finding a way survive on the red planet. If he just laid there, he’d quickly run out of oxygen and his struggle would be over. His chances of being able to survive long enough for a rescue – which might not ever come – would be so low that it almost certainly isn’t worth all the pain and effort. You and I know there are those two choices, but to Watney there was only one: live.

It’s been another rough week for America, as more innocent people were killed in horrific tragedies in Oregon and Afghanistan; tragedies that are so frustrating because they are familiar now. Mass shootings and drone strikes have become the norm. It feels like there’s nothing we can do about them anymore, they’re a fact of life in the 21st century. People suck, right? Except they don’t. We live in the most peaceful period in human history. Homicide rates go down in America every year. Wonderful people do amazing, selfless things every day. That just doesn’t make good news.

My optimism for society is embodied by organizations like NASA, which is why I was so delighted to see such a pro-NASA, pro-mankind movie like The Martian. When NASA finds out that Watney survived, there isn’t even a conversation about the hundreds of millions of dollars it will cost to bring him home. Just like our favorite Martian, the scientists immediately get to work. In a scene I found particularly moving, an engineer is told he could help Watney, but at the cost of his life’s work. Since his project is classified, no one would ever know if he didn’t help. The man notes this before asking for NASA’s phone number in the same breath. Fucking yes.

The cast of The Martian is loaded down with stars, perhaps because who wouldn’t want to be in this year’s big space movie? After Gravity and Interstellar, this is definitely a thing. But this is Matt Damon’s show, and he lives up to the part. Watney is inspiring not only because of his indomitable spirit, but for his empathy and incorrigible sense of humor. At times it seems like he is more concerned with letting the crew know they did the right thing leaving him behind than the fact that he is stranded. It’s what made the book so easy to read and it works on film too.

Since this is one of the rare opportunities I’ve had to have seen a movie in theaters after reading the book, I will indulge in comparing the two. The film is mostly loyal to the text, mostly skipping over some chapters in favor of a more efficient, cinematic narrative. There are a few changes that felt extremely Hollywood to me, but maybe that wouldn’t have been the case if I hadn’t read the book first so now I’m screwed. Someone else see this and let me know what you thought about the ending.

Anyway, yeah. People, man. We’re cable of some great things. Just remember that the glass is half full. Watney never let himself think he was stranded on a planet that was trying to kill him. Instead, he focused on the fact that he had the skills and knowledge to survive, and billions of dollars of equipment from NASA to help him. You just have to take it one problem at a time.

Land of Wolves

Sicario

Sicario is amazingly easy to compare to other movies you might have already seen. Traffic, Zero Dark Thirty, even something like The Kingdom touches on Sicario‘s story of naive American armed forces discovering the reality of the world. What makes this film stand out, then, is how it tells its story. So director Denis Villeneuve put his trust in a great cast, legendary cinematographer Roger Deakins, Steve McQueen’s go-to editor Joe Walker, and Icelandic composer Jóhann Jóhannsson to make something greater than just another procedural.

Kate (Emily Blunt) is an FBI SWAT agent who, along with her partner Reggie (Daniel Kaluuya), discover a house of (a couple dozen) corpses in Arizona. This discovery gets Kate teamed up with an enigmatic DoD adviser (Josh Brolin) and his stoic partner Alejandro (Benicio del Toro), as they offer her a chance to really make a difference in the war with Mexican drug cartels. That’s about all they tell her though, and things get really messed up pretty much from the get-go.

So here’s what I’ll say about Sicario: it’s a movie about tension. Not just that conventional “somebody’s trying to kill someone” tension, although there’s a lot of that, but the strain between allies who don’t get along. People trying to work together while simultaneously withholding as much information as possible. Pretty much every scene is about someone trying to get a question answered. The four central characters are constantly, frustratedly asking something that the others can’t or won’t explain. And it seems like every other character in the movie is just there to interrogate or be interrogated by the others.

Those unanswered questions highlight the overwhelming futility of the actions these characters take. The promise to finally make a real difference is what draws Kate to this operation, but as she sees what change actually looks like, she might not be able to handle it. There are big forces at work, bigger forces than a single person could ever take on. The war on drugs is not a war you can ever win.

Roger Deakins does some absolutely incredible work in Sicario, you should see this film on a big damn screen. There are several long helicopter shots that do an amazing job giving you a feel for the vastness of places like Juarez and how tiny and vulnerable our team is there. In the face of such an insurmountable problem, how could they make a difference? Later in the movie is a sequence at night shot partially with night and thermal vision that’s so great it will make you wonder if other cinematographers just aren’t trying hard enough.

This was a movie that I enjoyed for all the reasons I have trouble writing about in a review. It was full of wonderful sights and sounds and feelings. That’s not to say Sicario has a weak script, just that the script’s greatest strengths were in creating memorable set pieces and symbols – some of which are a little too heavy-handed for my taste (I did not especially like the last few shots). A lot of the conversation has focused on the cast too, particularly Benicio del Toro and the way he takes over the movie in the second half. That’s fair too, it’s a great cast, but I don’t think that’s the reason to see this movie. No, Sicario is out there to remind us of the craft of filmmaking. And it does it incredibly well.

Shocktober Day 3: Häxan

Häxan (1922)

Hey, I get to write about something good for Shocktober this year! Yeah!

The first thing you need to know about Häxan is that there are apparently dozens of different cuts of this movie. I watched the 106 minute version Criterion made available on Hulu, which is I guess different from the 87 minute version you can buy from Criterion (NSFW: for some reason the screenshot Criterion used is a picture of a butt) or the 1968, William S. Burroughs-narrated version you can watch on YouTube. This is probably the case with any movie that has survived nearly 100 years, but I wanted to be absolutely clear that there’s a chance that those of you who’ve seen this may have seen more or less than I did, or the same stuff in a different context.
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T3 94: Top 10 Most Annoying Movie Franchises

As we established last week, right now we’re in film’s age of the franchise. Depending on who you ask that could have started as far back as the late seventies or as recently as the advent of the Marvel Cinematic Universe and the serialization of cinema. Previously, we focused on the positive aspects of that – the franchises that grew and delivered sequels better than their originals or became as a whole greater than any one movie. Now we turn our gaze to the shadows. The dark side of franchise filmmaking is seriously disturbing, so come with us now, as we enter the month of October, on this terrifying ride.

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See You in the Mosh’sh Pit

Haven’t done one of these in a long time and maybe I’ll never get a chance again, so here we go: Here’s everything I know about the songs in Rock Band 4, which is out in a couple weeks.

The most important, amazing thing that Harmonix has done is respect our commitment to the earlier games. You may have heard that DLC songs and on-disc tracks from the first three games will mostly all come over to the corresponding new consoles (so Xbox 360 goes to Xbox One and PS3 to PS4) and that most old instruments will be made to work on the modern machines too. Even better, songs from the pre-Rock Band 3 era will be remastered to allow vocal harmonies. All of that is amazing and almost certainly makes the game worth picking up just to preserve the value of everything else people like me already bought.

But there are a bunch of new songs in this game too. Check out the complete Rock Band 4 soundtrack after the jump.
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T3 93: Top 10 Movie Franchises

Can you feel it in the air, when the music’s playing? People everywhere are saying franchises, franchises. This year was and will go on to be one of the biggest franchise years ever, with Jurassic World making all the money, Marvel putting out a hit and a half, Terminator, Mad Max, and a million other things. But which movie franchises are the best? No one knows, but here are our favorites, in on nice 2 hour conversation.

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Pitching Tents 13: College (Featuring Paul Otteni!)

Soon summer will be over. The college kids will return to their campuses, after PAX and Bumbershoot we won’t have big events to worry about, the children will spend their days in schools. Oh, and it will stop being hot and sunny. Sounds great, doesn’t it? Join us this week on Pitching Tents as we celebrate the fact that a lot of people’s lives are changing right now, but our’s sure as hell aren’t.

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