Dances With Smurfs


Avatar

James Cameron’s long-awaited 3D sci-fi opus has finally made it to the screen and with all the hype and high expectations, I can gladly tell you that this was completely worth almost a decade of production. I’d been following this one for as long as I can remember before I even knew what it was about. I just heard James Cameron say a few years ago “This will be the greatest 3D movie ever and this generation’s Star Wars” though I can’t say I agree with the latter, this is easily the best 3D movie ever made and without a doubt has the best CGI of all time.

The story here is simple (Which has been the critic’s main complaint) it’s your typical “Going Native” story of a character who ends up defending who he thought was his enemy and embracing their culture and world. Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) is a crippled Marine who, after his twin brother’s death, is selected for the Avatar Program due to his genetic match. Heading to the Amazon-like moon of Pandora inhabited by the Na’vi, Jake learns to control a separate being, an “Avatar” which is a human-Na’vi-hybrid. His mission is to learn more about the people and attempt to convince them to move off of their land. All in an effort to mine portions of the moon for a rich mineral only referred to as “unobtanium” which I hope is supposed to be a joke.

It doesn’t take long for Jake to sympathize with the natives and learn about their ways and side with them. He even falls in love with Neytiri (Zoe Saldana) a Na’vi princess. What follows is an exciting, stunning and beautiful 3D adventure through a jungle-like alien world that is mesmerizing. The otherworldly CGI transcends modern film technology becoming something new. Never have actors been able to seem so natural through computerized characters and carry a movie so strongly. Zoe Saldana is a standout in my mind and Sam Worthington as well proves to be a strong

Never have actors been able to seem so natural through computerized characters and carry a movie so well. Zoe Saldana is a standout in my mind and Sam Worthington proves to be a suitable lead despite some stiffness. In the way of live-action performances, Stephen Lang (who I’m not familiar with) steals every scene he’s in as the cold-hearted Colonel Quaritch.

Though Avatar isn’t a hit with everyone and I’m still shocked whenever I hear someone who was not impressed by the film’s visuals. I suppose expectations have been high, but I think if anyone sees this and gets hung up on the story, then they have a rod up their butt. Have you ever seen a movie this eye-

Have you ever seen a movie this spectacular? No way. This is a groundbreaking achievement in film technology and for that reason, I have nothing but praise for this trailblazer. If a movie should accomplish anything, it should be to suck you into another world and make you care about what you’re seeing and this did it for me, thus Cameron is still king.

Nominal Nominations

Golden Globe nominations are out. Somehow Curb is not nominated for best comedy TV series and Breaking Bad not best drama series. Here’s the list:

Best Picture, Drama

  • Avatar
  • The Hurt Locker
  • Inglorious Basterds
  • Precious
  • Up in the Air

Best Picture, Comedy or Musical

  • (500) Days of Summer
  • The Hangover
  • It’s Complicated
  • Julie & Julia
  • Nine

Best Director

  • Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
  • James Cameron, Avatar
  • Clint Eastwood, Invictus
  • Jason Reitman, Up in the Air
  • Quentin Tarantino, Inglorious Basterds

Best Actor, Drama

  • Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
  • George Clooney, Up in the Air
  • Colin Firth, A Single Man
  • Morgan Freeman, Invictus
  • Tobey Maguire, Brothers

Best Actress, Drama

  • Emily Blunt, The Young Victoria
  • Sandra Bullock, The Blind Side
  • Helen Mirren, The Last Station
  • Carrey Mulligan, An Education
  • Gabourey Sidibe, Precious

Best Supporting Actor

  • Matt Damon, Invictus
  • Woody Harrelson, The Messenger
  • Christopher Plummer, The Last Station
  • Stanley Tucci, The Lovely Bones
  • Christoph Waltz, Inglorious Basterds

Best Supporting Actress

  • Penelope Cruz, Nine
  • Vera Farmiga, Up in the Air
  • Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air
  • Mo’Nique, Precious
  • Julianne Moore, A Single Man

Best Actor, Comedy or Musical

  • Matt Damon, The Informant!
  • Daniel Day-Lewis, Nine
  • Robert Downey, Jr, Sherlock Holmes
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt, (500) Days of Summer
  • Michael Stuhlbarg, A Serious Man

Best Actress, Comedy or Musical

  • Sandra Bullock, The Proposal
  • Marion Cotillard, Nine
  • Julia Roberts, Duplicity
  • Meryl Streep, It’s Complitcated
  • Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia

Best Screenplay

  • Mark Boal, The Hurt Locker
  • Neill Blomkamp, Terri Tatchell, District 9
  • Quentin Tarantino, Inglorious Basterds
  • Nancy Meyers, It’s Complicated
  • Jason Reitman, Sheldon Turner, Up in the Air

Best Animated Picture

  • Coraline
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
  • The Princess and the Frog
  • Up

Best Foreign Language Film

  • A Prophet
  • The White Ribbon
  • The Maid
  • Baaria

Best Television Series, Drama

  • Big Love
  • Dexter
  • House
  • Mad Men
  • True Blood

Best Television Series, Comedy or Musical

  • 30 Rock
  • Entourage
  • Glee
  • Modern Family
  • The Office

Best Actor in a Television Series, Drama

  • Simon Baker, The Mentalist
  • Michael C. Hall, Dexter
  • Jon Hamm, Mad Men
  • Hugh Laurie, House
  • Bill Paxton, Big Love

Best Actress in a Television Series, Drama

  • Juliana Margulies, The Good Wife
  • Glenn Close, Damages
  • January Jones, Mad Men
  • Anna Paquin, True Blood
  • Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Best Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Drama

  • Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
  • Steve Carell, The Office
  • Thomas Jane, Hung
  • David Duchovny, Californication
  • Matthew Morrison, Glee

Best Actor in a Television Series, Comedy or Drama

  • Toni Collette, United States of Tara
  • Courtney Cox, Cougar Town
  • Tina Fey, 30 Rock
  • Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
  • Lea Michele, Glee

Best Miniseries / Made for TV Movie

  • Grey Gardens
  • Into the Storm
  • Little Dorrit
  • Taking Chance
  • Georgia O’Keeffe

Best Actor in a Miniseries / Made for TV Movie

  • Kevin Bacon, Taking Chance
  • Kenneth Branagh, Wallander: One Step Behind
  • Chiwetel Ejiofor, Endgame
  • Brendan Gleeson, Into the Storm
  • Jeremy Irons, Georgia O’Keeffe

Best Actress in a Miniseries / Made for TV Movie

  • Joan Allen, Georgia O’Keeffe
  • Drew Barrymore, Grey Gardens
  • Jessica Lange, Grey Gardens
  • Anna Paquin, The Courageous Heart of Irena Sendler
  • Sigourney Weaver, Prayers for Bobby

Best Supporting Actor on Television

  • Neil Patrick Harris, How I Met Your Mother
  • Michael Emerson, Lost
  • Jeremy Piven, Entourage
  • William Hurt, Damages
  • John Lithgow, Dexter

Best Supporting Actress on Television

  • Jane Adams, Hung
  • Rose Byrne, Damages
  • Jane Lynch, Glee
  • Janet McTeer, Into the Storm
  • Chloe Sevigny, Big Love

Inviction Notice

Invictus

Well, Clint Eastwood is back again. This time he’s telling the story of the 1995 South African national rugby team. And, in Eastwood fashion, what we’ve got here is an enjoyable, competent, but incredibly formulaic, movie.

At first, Invictus is not quite sure what kind of movie it wants to be. It seems to be focusing on Nelson Mandela’s presidency and the difficulties he faced. But Mandela quickly recognizes the importance of the South African rugby team, the Springboks, and the movie shifts into a sports picture, going as far as to culminate in the big final game.

We’ve been waiting for Morgan Freeman to play Nelson Mandela for a long time, and he certainly lives up to the role. Matt Damon is just as reliable as ever, doing his best with the part of Francois Pienaar, the team captain. But my problem with the film is not the cast.

The story falls into this weird pattern of problem, inspiring Mandela speech, it works out. Potentially interesting subplots, like Mandela’s health or his family, are kind of pushed to the side. The other half of the story, the Springboks’ chase for the Rugby World Cup is the quintessential underdog sports story; they don’t have the experience or talent, but they are willing to work harder and blah, blah, blah. Frankly, I was kind of afraid that Invictus is the movie snob’s The Blind Side. But this movie is only slightly exploitative of its characters. And I’ll be the first to admit the rugby scenes are genuinely entertaining to watch, even though you know where they’re going.

The absolute worst part of the movie is this ridiculously bad song they play. It features lyrics like “it’s not just a game,” and the song itself is called “Colorblind,” I think. At least that was the chorus. Anyway, the song is so bad its embarrassing. I laughed. I’m certain if the theater I saw the movie in had more than old people (who were obviously very ill) in the audience they would have laughed too.

In the end, this movie feels like another squandered opportunity. Complex issues like racism and the healing process in South Africa are overly simplified, to the point that it feels like the Mandela scenes are just an exploitative waste of time. Maybe that’s what Eastwood had to do, since I’m guessing most Americans don’t know much about South African politics or the sport of rugby. Still, it’s sad to see a middling picture like this get more Oscar attention than something truly original, like Where the Wild Things Are.

This Tornado Loves You

Neko Case – Middle Cyclone

At this point, I totally prefer Neko Case’s solo stuff to The New Pornographers. I guess that’s why they’re considered a super group.

Anyway, this album skirts the line between indie rock and alternative country, probably a little more on the side of country, which I guess makes it folk? But really who cares what genre it gets assigned to? I mean, iTunes is just going to tell you it’s “Alternative” anyway. The only genre more vague than that is “World.” The point is the music is good, and I like the sound of it.

The writing here is pretty interesting, it reminds me of the kind of stuff some people in a creative writing class would come up with. “I’m an owl on the sill in the evening,” stuff like that. There are a couple covers too, “Never Turn Your Back on Mother Earth” by Sparks and “Don’t Forget Me” bu Harry Nilsson. And their are plenty of guest artists, including what I’m guessing is the entirety of The New Pornographers.

Neko Case has a great voice and has assembled a number of really enjoyable songs. Check it out.

Favorite Songs: “This Tornado Loves You,” “People Got a Lot of Nerve,” “Prison Girls”

Bad Riddance

I think the announcement of Green Day: Rock Band is a bad idea for two reasons.

One: AC/DC is one of those old school bands that still won’t put their music up for legal download. The Beatles even more so. I can understand that with them, a special approach was probably the only way to get their music playable. Green Day has no such qualms. They already have DLC out for Rock Band. Remember back in, I’ll say 2002, when Pepsi made that push to give free iTunes songs away to help make iTunes catch on? Do you remember who was in that ad? Green Day. Plus, you’re going to tell me that the best possible followup act to The Beatles is Green Day?

Two: This sets a really unfortunate precedent. Part of the reason I hate the Guitar Hero franchise now is because they come out with a million games a year. Rock Band, on the other hand, has had this really successful streak with DLC, and that’s worked for me. We all want to have access to all of our songs without changing discs. The last thing I want are all my artists divided up into their own games. It worked for The Beatles, but their a really special band. I imagine I’d get bored of Green Day music after the second song, since they don’t really interest me for this kind of game.

So, no, I probably will not be buying Green Day: Rock Band.

Update: It sounds like all released Green Day DLC will work in Green Day: Rock Band and you’ll be able to export all the tracks into Rock Band and Rock Band 2, so at least that’s something.

The World’s a Big Place

Cymbals Eat Guitars – Why There are Mountains

Rarely does an album hook me in as quickly and profoundly as the independently released Why There are Mountains from Cymbals Eat Guitars. The first song, “And the Hazy Sea” just explodes at you in a manner that would be off-putting if it was just slightly more extreme. And then it relaxes a little, become a lot more peaceful, until it explodes once more. It is this raw quality that I enjoy such much about this album.

Cymbals Eat Guitars are another indie rock band from New York (that’s getting to be quite the pattern for me, apparently I’m really into the New York scene). Only, they’re not just another band, they’re a group of talented youngsters who have turned their influences into one of the better albums this year. They’re eager and loud and quite a lot of fun to listen to. They also draw comparisons to lots of great artists, like Modest Mouse, Stephen Malkmus, …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead and Sufjan Stevens.

They are also truly a product of the digital age, releasing this album unsigned. Which you gotta respect. I mean, they’re really good, surely they could get some kind of deal. But it also meant you had to look a little hard to scoop this gem up. Which you really should. Especially now that its up on places like iTunes.

Favorite Tracks: “And the Hazy Sea,” “Cold Spring,” “Wind Phoenix (Proper Name)”

Young Adult Friction

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart – The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

Look at that album art. That is just not very good at all. Really, nothing to be proud of there. I don’t know who thought that it looked good. It certainly was not me. Because it looks really bad. Like someone made it in MS Paint. I’m sure whoever designed it was hired at a douchebag convention. Anyway, this is a pretty good album.

As you can tell by that forced, bizarre lead is that I don’t have much to say about this album. It has a weird influence on me. When I listen to it, I enjoy it, for sure, but I can’t really say why. Most of the time I cut the album short a few songs and move on to something else. Then later I’ll find myself humming one of these songs and come back for more. It’s weird.

The Pains of Being Pure at Heart are an indie pop band from somewhere in New York. If any of that sounds good to you, give ’em a peak. You’ll probably like it. I can’t imagine someone not finding something to like here. But it probably won’t become your favorite album of all time. Which is fine, by the way.

Favorite Tracks: “Contender,” “Young Adult Friction,” “The Tenure Itch”