Sean’s Top 10 Albums of 2025

Reader beware, this is my one annual opportunity to write about what I think is going on with music and I’m not gonna waste it! The main thing I’m thinking is: is everything going to shit or am I just getting older? Music tends to be a bellwether for where other media will end up going and 2025 was the first year that AI “musicians” started generating millions of streams on Spotify, which sure is discouraging. Except when you realize that millions of streams still isn’t that much money going to whoever uploaded that slop, especially relative to the enormous cost they probably spent to game the system and get into peoples’ feeds. Also we’ve seen that most of us, when given the choice, will loudly proclaim we prefer actual human artistry… which is admittedly a low bar for hope in our species. But at least it seems like, right now, we clear it?

On the other hand, the art of curation seems to be on the way out. It’s getting harder and harder to find good criticism as more and more iconic outlets are shuttered or left critically understaffed in the name of short-term profit maximization. When I was in college my dream was to write at a place like The AV Club. It was too hard for me to seriously try in 2011. Is it even a viable career path at all today? I mean hell, MTV went off the air a few days ago. And the record labels themselves? They are busy laying people off and turning to TikTok to find new artists. The algorithms, man! I’ve come to realize a lot of people now fully depend on their streaming apps to find new music. It makes me feel so old that those discover playlists just don’t click with me! I still rely on places like Paste, Pitchfork, KEXP, fuckin’ TV show and movie soundtracks, and, of course whatever Colin decides is worth writing about to add to my streaming music library.

Speaking of, here’s something: Paste’s #2 and Pitchfork’s #1 album of the year is not on Spotify or Apple (don’t worry, I haven’t heard it yet either, my bad). That’s a great reminder that the resurgence of physical media has continued; with vinyl, CD, and cassette sales growing again last year and seemingly a similar phenomena happening in film with Blu-rays. Look how big the Criterion Closet has gotten on social media! And don’t forget, the problem isn’t streaming — it’s that streaming is rigged against the artists. It used to be bands toured to support the album, now they release albums so they can tour (which has turned legacy acts like Oasis into the biggest shows but that’s a whole other thing). The music industry has never been more consolidated than it is right now, with a few people at the few remaining, gargantuan labels keeping almost all the money for themselves. At the same time, it’s never been easier to make music and share it with the world. Where we are right now is unsustainable. Again, I take solace that most people want to invest human artistry and share experiences with each other. I don’t know what will happen next, but maybe there is a glimmer of hope just over that horizon?

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Colin’s Top Ten Albums of 2025

Well, here we are again, looking back at the year in pop culture in the form of various lists, just as we have been for the last 17 years. I already made it fairly clear in my year-end wrap-up posts that 2025 wasn’t exactly a banner year for music or the world at large. But at the same time, there were plenty of albums I was able to find something to like about, even if it often felt like the year was filled with far more disappointments than pleasant surprises.

But that’s not what this list is for. This for the albums that made a rough year a little less rough, and if I’m being perfectly honest, I found myself feeling a bit better about the year in music the more I delved into what was remarkable about it. Maybe that’s just the feeling I’m having toward turning over the new leaf of a new year, even if there’s just as much uncertainty about what this one will look like. But hey, here’s my attempt to not look back in anger.

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Sean’s Top 10 Movies of 2024

It’s only been a few days but it’s become abundantly clear that our disorienting four-year weird period is definitely over and we’re back in the shit. I don’t know how I’ll remember 2024 in the years to come, but right now it’s the little things I treasure. Thinking back to John and I laughing at the title card reveal at the end of the trailer for AfrAId. An undeserved accusing look from Nancy during Dune: Part 2 because I definitely was not asleep. Being called a fucking asshole by an old man for sneaking back into Cinerama to look for something my dad dropped after a screening of Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire. Overdosing on the Babes-inspired Sour Patch Kids popcorn at Nosferatu with Colin. These are the experiences that make life worth living.

All I know is that no one can take those memories away from me. And if you’re feeling down, at times like these, I am reminded of the immortal words of Stacker Pentecost:

Today. Today, at the edge of our hope, at the end of our time, we have chosen not only to believe in ourselves, but in each other. Today there is not a man nor woman in here that shall stand alone. Not today. Today we face the monsters that are at our door and bring the fight to them! Today we are cancelling the apocalypse!

In conclusion, I guess I have to pick an audience to represent? Because John said he fights for the freaks and perverts and then Colin wrote he’s here for the thoughtful misfits. Does that leave for me the normies? The good-time Charlies? The kind of person M. Emmet Walsh would call a “typical bastard”? Maybe, except those nut jobs loved Deadpool 3 and that shit gives me a migraine just thinkin’ about it.

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Colin’s Top Ten Movies of 2024

2024 was a year where I really wanted to have some transcendent moments at the movies and unfortunately, I didn’t quite get what I wanted, but at the very least got what I needed. I probably went to the theater about as much as I have since the pandemic, as I probably watched about 5 of the 30+ movies I saw last year on streaming. Which is a very silly thing to congratulate myself for, but sometimes you just gotta get out there and rip yourself away from the other screens in your life. Even if you’re seeing a director’s less-remembered 2024 film like Luco Guadignino’s Queer or slightly disappointing holiday fare like Nosferatu or Babygirl. Really my only regret is that I basically saw no foreign films, but that’s always a problem that can be rectified by Criterion Month.

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John’s Top Ten Movies of 2024

Every year we ask ourselves “Was BLANK a good year for movies?” But I don’t care about that. All I care about is whether BLANK was a good movie year for the FREAKS and PERVERTS. If you’re wondering what the hell I’m talking about, it’s whether or not it was a good year for horror and was it a good year for horny movies.

For horror we had; Abigail, The First Omen, Late Night with the Devil, Longlegs, Oddity, and Strange Darling to name a few critical hits.

For horny we had; Anora, Babygirl, Challengers, Hit Man, Love Lies Bleeding, and Queer. I’d name more but my hands are getting sweaty.

That leaves everything else. Which was good too. I wish I’d seen Nickel Boys and A Real Pain but decided on Strange Darling at the last minute because it felt like more of a John movie. Except it only made my honorable mentions so I probably should have gone the other way. I’m sure Colin will cover those other two.

Here’s a list for the freaks and perverts:

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Colin’s Top Five Shows of 2024

In 2024, TV really got away from me. A lot of it was for reasons my colleagues have already mentioned — the 2023 strikes in the entertainment industry, the further erosion of television feeling distinct from other online content we consume, living in the post-peak TV era, etc. TV also just doesn’t serve as vital of a service to me in my day-to-day at the moment. Music is something I listen to at various times throughout the day in a way that feels very personal and full of limitless discovery. Movies are something I tend to watch in a theater, so they’re a bit of an event that I get to build my day around. TV has become… just something to put on to pass the time.

That said, there were a few TV shows that I watched this year that felt like a bit more than that, so I’m more than willing to recognize their ability to stand out from the content swill, even if it felt like there wasn’t quite as much of that as in years past. Continue reading

John’s Top Five Shows of 2024

So many shows, so little time. Sorry Shogun and The Penguin and Da Bear. I’m very movie focused in my day-to-day media consumption so unless a show has an insane premise or more buzz than the beehive that killed Macaulay Culkin in My Girl, it’s gonna end up in the “To Do” pile.

I want to note that I did start The Penguin and The Sympathizer but I don’t have that binge me in anymore. Purge? Yes. Binge? No. Here are all the shows that escaped the purge.

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