Sean Lemme

I started blogging as a way to lazily pass my high school senior project and somehow I've kept doing it for more than half my life

T3 31: Top 10 SNL Cast Members

September. Just the word conjures images of colorful leaves, school buses, the return of long pants. Fortunately, it also means new images will be conjured in that special box, the television, as the big shows begin their new seasons. One we are particularly interested in this year is Saturday Night Live, which had some of its heavy hitters leave the cast this summer. Thinking about that got us thinking about the whole, grand history of SNL, and we finally settled on one question: Who are our favorite cast members of all time?

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It’s Blitz

Rock Band Blitz

Do you still care about Rock Band? Probably not, only the addicts and the hardcore are still jamming these days. Hell, even Viacom decided it cared so little about the series it let Harmonix go. That was before Dance Central became the one universally acclaimed Kinect series, of course. Perhaps emboldened by that success, or driven by a decline in DLC sales, Harmonix has put out a new entry in the Rock Band series that changes, well, a lot.

Unless you played Rock Band Unplugged on the PSP, or the studio’s first two games, Frequency and Amplitude. Then you’d have a pretty good idea about what Rock Band Blitz is like. It’s an arcadey, singleplayer rhythm game that in many ways is the antithesis to the rest of the series’ home console entries. While Rock Band proper is all about simulating a musical experience, Blitz focuses on being a game-ass game, with high score competitions as its focal point. Let me explain.

You have all the instrument tracks in front of you – drums, bass, guitar, vocals and keyboards – coming at you in the way Rock Band does. The objective is to play all the instruments well enough to increase your multiplier, driving up your score. Tracks never disappear, like they did in Harmonix’s other games like this, but their multipliers do eventually hit a cap. That cap goes up at certain points, depending on how high your lowest multiplier is… You know, this sounds way more confusing than it is in reality. You just hit lots of notes and the numbers go up. There are various power-ups that you can unlock and use, just like Overdrive in Rock Band. Beating songs unlocks more power-ups and increases your credibility. And makes your numbers go up.

A big part of the Rock Band Blitz release is a new Facebook app that I am choosing to ignore. But, since Blitz doesn’t have any mulitplayer, that social aspect is pretty important. The game really hits you over the head with leaderboards, there’s one for like, every song. You can issue challenges to friends on specific songs, are just generally try to top the leaderboards, if that’s your thing. This is all predicated on you having friends who still care enough to try to bring their Rock Band music catalogues back to life.

That’s what’s cool about this game, ultimately. I know I’m not the only person who’s sunk hundreds of dollars into DLC for this series, and it’s great to get to use it all again, so long after the party has died. Whoever came up with the science that turned every song into something that’s fun to play with just two buttons is a genius. The game even comes with 25 new songs that export into Rock Band 3, making this a crazy good deal – if you like at least eight songs on the soundtrack, then Blitz pays for itself.

That said, even if you have never bought a single piece of Rock Band DLC, this is still a game worth checking out. Everyone knows by now whether they like playing with tiny plastic instruments, but this style of rhythm game is much less known. That Harmonix has found ways to make it feel more arcadey and intense is awesome, those damn leaderboards kept me playing much longer than I did with Unplugged. And, if you like it, there’s plenty more music out there for you to get. Those devious bastards.

Impressions of Guild Wars 2

Guild Wars 2 is out today, more than seven years since the first game was released. Back in 2005, I was dead set against paying a monthly fee for a game, especially one I had to buy first. So, while the world flocked to World of Warcraft, I played on silly private Ragnarok Online servers. Guild Wars was my first taste of a real MMORPG, a first hit that is now a full-blown addiction. Since then, I’ve played World of Warcraft and its expansions, City of Villains, The Lord of The Rings Online, Champions Online, Warhammer Online: Age of Reckoning, Star Trek Online, Star Wars: The Old Republic, DC Universe Online and probably others that I’m not remembering right now. Guild Wars 2 has made a better first impression than any of them.

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T3 30: Top 10 Albums of 2003

What did 2003 sound like to you? The early 2000s were a time of change, when digital distribution via iTunes and other, lesser services came into its own. When you could actually watch music videos on VH1 and MTV (actually MTV2, it wasn’t that long ago). When a little band called The Darkness came out with an album that changed just about everyone’s life. Now it’s nine years later, The Darkness have reunited and released a new album, and yet, we turn our gaze backward, to that time just before the 2004 election, when it seemed just about anything was possible.

Or maybe not. List’s after the break. If nothing else, you should listen to this episode for a brief appearance by indie music sensation Nick Duncan.

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T3 28: Top 10 Nintendo 64 Games

Somehow, our longest podcast yet is a discussion about the Nintendo 64, a discussion, mind you, that is a rehash of a post I did four years ago. While the N64 could maybe have disappeared into history as one of Nintendo’s weaker systems, it existed at exactly the right time for it to matter a lot to us at Mildly Pleased. So, get out your four controllers, plug in your expansion pack, and have a listen.

If you want an N64 shopping list, check it out after the break.

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Robo Jockeys 2

Here it is. The album you’ve been dreaming of since the day you were born and will be thinking of until the day you die. I’ve been putting literally hours into this every year since Robo Jockeys came out in 2009. Now that I’ve gotten to the point that I don’t like listening to it anymore and am too tired to change anything, like a proverbial sasquatch, I must set it free. So, drink it in, this latest, and quite possibly last SLXP release, is ready to quench your ear thirst.

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2. Who am I
3. Atlantis
4. Robo Jockey Prime
5. The Fish King
6. Meeting of Destinies
7. The Second Battle of Wounded Reef
8. Spoils of War
9. Campain
10. Justice (Everybody’s Dead)

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T3 27: Top 10 One-Hit Wonders of the 1980s

The 1980s. What a weird time to be alive. Neon colors, video game arcades, casette tapes, sure does seem like a long time ago. A little while ago, we talked about our favorite one-hit wonders of the 1990s, and realized at the end that we wished we had done the Eighties instead. So, now that it’s been long enough, here we are. Another Eighties-centric list. At this rate, I doubt it will be the last.

If you figured out the podcast is really just a written list in disguise, you can watch it transform after the break.

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