Sean Lemme

I started blogging as a way to lazily pass my high school senior project and somehow I've kept doing it for more than half my life

T3 72: Top 10 Movies of 2013

Talk about the ultimate Grudge Match! There are no ties this week as only three Warm Bodies show up to host our last 2013 wrap-up podcast. And, boy, we sure do bring The Heat and sling the Mud this week. When we kicked it into Turbo, I’m surprised World War Z didn’t break out during our discussion. Man, what a Rush! I feel like I could take on 47 Ronin! But you know, that’s just us, we keep things Fast and Furious 6 over on T3. Oh, and sorry this is a day late, but I mean, what am I, Oz the Great and Powerful?

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Sean’s Top 10 Movies of 2013

Every year I go see a bunch of movies in theaters, and the narrative basically goes like this: hit-or-miss action movies and comedies for almost the whole year, and then an intense cram session of all the depressing, critically-acclaimed movies in the last month or two. It must be nice to get screeners or live in New York or Los Angeles. At least things seem to be getting better, with Redbox, Netflix, and other on-demand streaming solutions starting to get smaller movies earlier and earlier, it’s becoming possible to catch up on indies, documentaries, and foreign films before the year is even over. Still, there’s a lot I wish I got to see in 2013, particularly The Act of Killing, which sounds amazing, and Upstream Color, which has been in my Netflix queue forever.

As far as honorable mentions, there are almost too many to count. Neither The Wolf of Wall Street nor American Hustle made my list, although they surely will deservedly win many awards from credible outlets. There were a few smaller films that I really liked, such as Enough Said, Frances Ha, Blue Jasmine, and Side Effects, which could have easily ended up on the back part of this list. There were some good big movies too, like The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, but they weren’t quite up for the list. Also, there’s an awesome Chinese movie on Netflix called Drug War that I really recommend, it’s pretty awesome; like The Wire if it was an amped up, melodramatic action movie. My list, my choices!
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T3 71: Top 10 TV Shows of 2013

Is the golden age of television over? Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, The Office, and at least one other show that’s been mentioned too many times all came to an end in 2013. And while there might be some hope in fresh meat like Rick and Morty, The Americans, Axe Cop, some people seriously believe TV will never be as good as it has been. Well, this week we take the diplomatic approach and punt that problem down the line for a later day. Instead, we sit back and discuss the shows that meant the most to us last year. We have done this before. But this time, it’s more in the future. Man, I miss watching Star Trek.

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Sean’s Top 10 Albums of 2013

I’m really happy to not be living in 2013 anymore; thank god we process time linearly! Can you imagine how terrible it would be to always (and conversely never) be stuck in that dump of a year? Anyway, just in case this is your first time reading one of my album lists, a quick recap: I don’t consider myself a music critic, and I spend my time listening to a lot of albums (over 90 last year) searching for something that just gets me. It’s not a very scientific process, but it is a quick moving one – let’s go!

Stop! Before we go any further, I’ve got to give some shout-outs. Because believe me, a year with new releases from basically all my favorite bands – Arcade Fire, David Bowie, Phoenix, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Sigur Rós, Neko Case, the Shout Out Louds, Atoms for Peace (featuring Thom Yorke), Jim James (of My Morning Jacket) – would have to be pretty interesting to not see any of them making my favorite ten. So… I still don’t know what to say about CHRVCHES. Tegan & Sara fucking rocked it at Bumbershoot and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t have a soft spot for Heartthrob. That new Los Campesinos! album is actually pretty cool too. Spreading Rumors, by Group Love, was a pleasant surprise. I just checked out that Magical Cloudz album, it seems pretty sweet, but I need to listen to it way more. Actually, this might take too long, there’s a bunch more that a liked a lot. Of course basically anything in the 2013 Rundown that didn’t make the cut was certainly close to it. Running out of time, I’m sorry! OK, list!
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Love Artificially

Her

Can I call Her the best sci fi movie of 2013? Maybe Pacific Rim is my favorite, but I’d look silly calling it the best. Gravity is really, amazingly good – but just because it’s set in space doesn’t make it sci fi, does it? I mean, we’ve been hanging out up there for a while now, and as far as I can tell that movie’s set in the present. Really, it’s just a disaster movie. But Her? Now that is some good old fashioned, hard core sci fi. You just might not notice it when it’s wrapped in such a relatable, dare I say human, shell.

I bet the pitch for this movie was: “What if someone fell in love with Siri?” It’s the future. Not the distant future, not some dystopia, but a few years from now. Theodore Twombly (Joaquin Phoenix) lives in LA, and he’s been trying to deal with his divorce from Rooney Mara by giving up much of his social life. He spends his time quietly coasting, listening to his computer read email and play melancholy music when he’s out in public, hardly interacting with anyone. But it’s been hard, especially because he spends his days working at a company that writes beautiful, heartfelt, handwritten letters. It is in this state that one day, seemingly on a lark, he buys a new operating system; the first with artificial intelligence. But as he gets to know his new digital companion, Samantha (Scarlett Johansson), Ted quickly finds out he got a lot more than he paid for.

There are a few predictable paths I could go on from here: I could talk about how Scarlett Johansson’s performance is confounding award shows across the country is fitting, given that how to treat an OS is one of the central dilemmas of the movie. But that’s probably more overhyped marketing than a real, significant controversy. I could write about how great sci fi always deals with real problems, whether they be the issues of the day or ideas bigger and more universal than that. But everyone knows that’s the case already, and it doesn’t speak to why this movie is unique.

So what makes Her special? For one, it’s deeply intimate. A movie like this, with only one physical lead, demands that actor bear his soul for us. Joaquin Phoenix, hot off his stellar, challenging performance in The Master, shows us something very different, but just as insightful, here. A lot of Her is spent in close up, looking at Ted as he processes his new life. But thankfully, he is never made to seem overly sad or pathetic. He’s lost, but he wants to be found, and he wasn’t always this way. As easy as it is to fall in love with ScarJo’s Samantha, the movie also makes it clear why she would love him.

Samantha is charming, and watching (or listening to) her growth is the joy of this movie. I don’t know what inspired the casting of Scarlett Johansson, but let any doubts be cast aside – she gives a great performance. She’s immediately disarmingly compassionate and hits all the right beats as she transcends her programming and begins to wonder what she really is and how she really feels. I did wonder if the knowledge of how beautiful a woman Scarlett Johansson is in the real world affected my reaction to Samantha in the movie. After all, in the movie she has to compete with a Rooney Mara and Olivia Wilde as a voice in a box, which might have been a tougher sell without knowing that yeah, she’s actually really beautiful too. I mean, maybe, right?

The movie has a distinctive, colorful, clean look. There are some weird visuals, but mostly everything is as spartan and pretty as tech companies like Apple would want the future to be. The movie’s set in future LA, but it doesn’t really feel like anything but itself; a metropolis full of people and spectacle, but easy to feel alone in. That feel is surely enhanced by the score by Arcade Fire, which, for my money, is better than Reflektor. As I left the theater I started to wonder if “Supersymmetry” had just become my favorite song on that album just because of this movie. It’s really good.

I also loved how gentle and open-minded Her was in its approach to its subject. It would be so easy for a story like this to twist itself into a story about perversion and sickness, about a character’s disconnection from reality. Her almost entirely avoids that pitfall. The movie never really fights against that idea that an AI has rights or deserves to be treated well, despite it being the centerpiece of so many iconic Star Trek episodes. It never looks down on anyone for following their heart. At most, it just questions the logistics of certain things. Her embraces love in any form, and I love it for that.

We are the first generation in human history that is being directly shaped by technology. We are growing up in a time when online connections are not only important, but can take precedence over real world ones. Rooney Mara and Olivia Wilde exist in this story to remind us of the potential downside of that. Maybe it’s not ideal, but Her shows us that it doesn’t have to be the end of the world, either. This is a story about a bunch of people whose lives are shaped by technology. It’s a story about love. It’s a story about life. And it’s hard to find fault in that.

The Second Annual Mildly Pleased Awards

It’s a tradition older than the royal baby, the PlayStation 4, and SnapChat. More respectable than Duck Dynasty, Paula Deen, and probably some not racist things too. That’s right, it’s the Mildly Pleased Awards, America’s chance to look back at a year of mediocrity. Even though 2013 seems to have been particularly grueling and painful to get through, it’s easy to get lost in all the bad shit. Or in all the really great shit. But what about the day-to-day, you know? Life’s not all peaks and valleys, sometimes it just is, you dig? Like Tony Shalhoub said, in his immortal role as Tech Sgt. Chen in Galaxy Quest, “It’s the simple things in life you treasure.” And these are some simple-ass things.

Check out our nominees for best viral video of the year after the break!

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Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

How many great comedy sequels have there been? It’s hard to think of many. Were any of them better than the original? Despite our lengthy tradition of long-running comedy series on TV, that just doesn’t seem to work in cinema. What’s worse, if you do try to make a comedy sequel, you run the risk of diminishing the specialness of the first film or making such a dud people have to pretend it doesn’t exist, like Ghostbusters 2. It’s just really hard to tell the same joke twice or more. Nine years after the first Anchorman, Will Ferrell and Adam McKay are back to try just that.

Set in 1980, Anchorman 2 picks up where we left off, with Ron (Will Ferrell) and Veronica (Christina Applegate) having become co-hosts on a nightly news show in New York City. Through a series of mishaps, bafoonery, and brazen stubbornness, Ron ends up joining his old team of Champ (David Koechner), Brian (Paul Rudd), and Brick (Steve Carell) at the nation’s first 24-hour news network. As the landscape of television news reporting is radically changed, it is these four morons that end up shaping what’s important and not in this new America. And also a bunch of extremely wacky hijinks happen.

The biggest problem any sequel faces is bringing back enough of what made the first movie work while doing enough new stuff to keep it from getting stale. It’s super easy to look back and get reductive about what made the first movie successful, and reduce it down to key elements. Characters become a collection of specific attributes instead of people. Catchphrases emerge. Certain beats have to be hit again. I mean, look at The Hangover sequels. Success ruined any chance of those being good – they tried too hard to do the first one again.

And you can see that happening in Anchorman 2. The jazz flute, Baxter the dog talking to animals, something inappropriate making it through the teleprompter, all the familiar wells are drawn from. Similarly, the cartoonish main characters of the first movie are dialed up to even further levels of absurdity. Brick, already incredibly stupid in the first movie, is no longer a jab at TV weathermen and now like an alien trying to assimilate into human society. But you know what? It’s funny.

Not just Brick’s weirdness; Ron’s bizarre way of talking, Champ’s repressed homosexuality, Brian’s sleaziness… This is still an amusing world to be in. McKay and Ferrell came up with a bunch of amusing scenarios to put their characters into, an the cast is talented enough to make it work. I was laughing throughout the movie, no more than at a particular sequence at the end the belongs in the high halls of comedy legend. My brother said that scene alone is worth the price of admission, I don’t disagree.

What’s a shame is that the new stuff they actually did try mostly falls flat. Ron’s cable news show is a thinly veiled critique of the media that is neither particularly insightful or ever especially clever. A romantic subplot between Ron and his boss, played by Meagan Good, gives the writers an opportunity to deal with both Ron not being the one with power in a relationship, and the issue of interracial relationships. But it doesn’t really go anywhere except toward awkward racist jokes. This discomfort humor clashes with the goofiness that makes the rest of the movie fun and is just kind of a bummer.

But I liked Anchorman 2 about as much as I could hope I would. And I’m optimistic about it too; it took a few viewings before I began to really love the first movie. If I already like Anchorman 2 this much now, just imagine how funny I’ll think it is down the road. Now that’s exciting. You stay classy, Internet.