What started as a fun list of the unsung heroes of the Star Wars universe quickly took a turn for the horrific this week as we ended up spending well over an hour coming up with a new hope for the legendary franchise that… Well, you’ll just have to listen. Why did we do this? Because, as the Disney empire strikes back by announcing the new stars that will be fighting in these wars, how could we not be exciting about the long-awaited return of the Jedi Luke Sywalker? Or his sister Leia? Or that badass Chewbacca and his partner Han Solo. May the eighth be with you.
“just finished my last vocal, so um..hope your sitting down…record’s done. One week mixing then handed all to mastering BY Mother’s Day”
This tweet was sent out last Thursday from The Wrens’ twitter account, and for fans of this remarkably unprolific band, it’s the kind of news that one has to be equally elated and skeptical about. Even I’m a little skeptical about it, and I hadn’t even become a fan of these guys until last year when a bunch of online publications wrote pieces commemorating The Meadowlands’ 10th anniversary. The vibe I got from these articles was that the band’s cult of admirers were hoping that The Wrens would release their long-awaited follow-up to this album in 2013 – the so-called “year of the long-awaited comeback”. But even in regard to those expectations, The Wrens were characteristically lax as usual. Which begs the question: Why should anyone care about a new album from a bunch of past-their-prime indie rockers who’re more concerned with their personal lives than recording another album?
My answer: because these are the things that made 2003’s The Meadowlands an amazingly underrated achievement, and one of my most listened-to albums during the last year or so. If you’ve spent any time listening to The Wrens, you can tell that their guitar-driven, melodies-ablazin’ aesthetic is an unmistakable product of golden-age indie rock — a sound that was all but extinct by 2003. And yet because this album is steeped in the anxieties of getting older, this somewhat outdated sound just makes the album feel that much more honest. Not everyone can be on the cutting edge, and I think the fact that The Wrens decided to embrace this instead of haphazardly trying to sound like The Strokes or Interpol is what still makes The Meadowlands resonate with those that have become apart of the album’s quietly growing cult.
Also, it’s a remarkable album in that it was created by a bunch of dudes with day-jobs, who basically assumed that their days as professional musicians were behind them. There’s no better example of this than the album’s concise lead-off track, whose entire lyrics go “It’s been so long since you’ve heard from me. / Got a wife and kid that I never see. / And I’m nowhere near where I dreamed I’d be. / I can’t believe what life’s done to me.” They’re some of the most direct lyrics I’ve ever heard about adulthood, and much of The Meadowlands similarly deals with life’s compromises and what we choose to do with them as we get older. It’s these compromises that are surely what caused The Wrens to take 10 freakin’ years to record a follow-up to The Meadowlands, but I can only hope that their musical implications will be what makes the wait totally worth it.
Favorite Tracks: “The House That Guilt Built”, “This Boy Is Exhausted”, “Faster Gun”
A little late I know. It’s not even April anymore. Who was excited to see a fifth apes movie? Who has ever been excited for the fifth installment of anything? There gets to a point where a franchise has to make an important decision, A. Stop or B. Start over with something new and different. 20th Century Fox decided to go with C. Just do the same old shit again and see if it makes money.
Battle for the Planet of the Apes is no more its own movie than the worst parts of all its predecessors. It’s wordy, confusing, and flat filmmaking. If it weren’t for the ape costumes (of which most have seen better days) there wouldn’t be anything interesting about this uninspired vision of the future. This is further ruined by the film’s inconsistencies in regards to the rest of the series. Battle is one last squeeze out of the dried up utters of a once promising cash cow.