I Feel Happy!

Here’s a funny dialogue thanks to Craig Calcaterra at Hard Ball Times. I love his daily recaps of the previous days box scores. Here’s what he got from an inside source:

Bench Coach: Need to pinch hit. Send up Tuiasosopo.


Hitting Coach: What about Griffey?


Bench Coach: Ah, he’s a freakin’ corpse.


Griffey: I’m not dead.


Bench Coach:What?


Griffey: I’m not dead.


Hitting Coach:’Ere, he says he’s not dead.


Bench Coach: Yes he is.


Griffey: I’m not.


Hitting Coach: He isn’t.


Bench Coach: Well, he will be soon, he’s very ill.


Griffey:I’m getting better.


Bench Coach: No you’re not, you’ll be stone dead in a moment.


Griffey: I think I’ll go for a walk.


Bench Coach: You’re not fooling anyone, you know.


Griffey: I feel happy. I feel happy . . . 

Good stuff, good stuff indeed.

Go to Google

Today is the 30th Anniversary of gaming classic Pac-Man. Google has a tradition of changing its logo in honor of notable dates, but today they raised the bar. Their logo has become a playable version of the game, complete with classic sound effects and even two player. Check it out.

Today is also the 30th Anniversary of The Empire Strikes Back. Missed opportunity, Google.

Lethal Whitford


For whatever reason I tuned into the premiere of Fox’s latest action/comedy The Good Guys earlier tonight and figured I’d give you my initial reaction. From the creator of Burn Notice a show that I’ve never really had any interest in comes The Good Guys a supposed comedic throwback to the buddy cop genre. Colin Hanks stars as the straight laced by the books cop while Bradley Whitford plays the washed up rebel, constantly reminiscing of his glory days. Performing a job primarily consisting of petty burglary cases, things escalate when they get themselves involved in a complicated international drug fiasco. Kooky situations ensue right? Well The Good Guys may have a couple laughs but unfortunately it falls flat far too many times.

I like the pairing of Hanks and Whitford but there’s something missing here to separate it from any other cop show. Bradley Whitford is by no means to blame as he gives an amusing and energetic performance as the greasy macho type. I think the big problem here is this show doesn’t know how much of a comedy it wants to be or how much of just a straightforward cop show. It sits in a weird middle ground and I’m of the opinion that with a premise like this “You either go big or go home.” Make it absolutely ridiculous, TV has had enough tongue and cheek cop shows already. I could only imagine how awesome this could be if it was handled by perhaps Adam McKay and WIll Ferrell’s Gary Sanchez Productions (those guys by the way actually have a buddy cop movie due out this summer.) Something more in the mindset of Eastbound and Down. That would be a cop show worth seeing.

This show hardly deserves a third paragraph of myself reviewing it so I’ll wrap it up. The Good Guys needs to find some kind of niche or dynamic that makes it work but I doubt it will. Solely based off the pilot it feels like a funny sounding project being handled by the wrong people, therefore it will most likely fail.

It’s Just Not the Same

Here’s your Green Day: Rock Band opening cinematic. As I’m sure you remember, one of the best parts of The Beatles: Rock Band was the insane, I’m going to call it a short film, that started things off. I find it so depressing that that game didn’t sell better and that Green Day: Rock Band might actually do better because more gamers like Green Day than the Beatles. That makes me feel ill. Kids these days.

Da Podcasket Iron Man 2 Special

After what must have felt like a lifetime da morticians are finally ready to discuss Iron Man 2. What will the guys have to say? Is this the blockbuster we’ve all been waiting for or a real train wreck? Pretend you haven’t already read the review or seen it. It’s more fun that way.

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