Sean Lemme

I started blogging as a way to lazily pass my high school senior project and somehow I've kept doing it for more than half my life

Whatever Happened to The Man of Tomorrow?

Man of Steel

As Colin pointed out to me, Zack Snyder has a knack for making movies that trailer really well. In that regard, Man of Steel is his finest achievement, from a Malick-esque teaser to a beautiful, memorable preview, the work done to promote this film is incredible. And I began to hope. Snyder is a very stylish director, with David S. Goyer and Christopher Nolan helping out, could this finally be the Superman movie I’ve always wanted? One that I could recommend without having to say “well, the ending’s really dumb” or “and then there’s this Superbaby thing, which… Just ignore that”? Or would The Iron Giant remain the best Superman movie ever made?

This is an origin story, so you probably already know most of the beats: Doomed planet, desperate scientists, last Hope, kindly couple. What’s different this time is that General Zod (Michael Shannon) leads a coup on Krypton while Jor-El (Russel Crowe) is trying to convince the council that the planet is dying. This lets Man of Steel begin with action, as the world goes to war while Jor-El desperately tries to send his son to a chance at life. It also sets the tone for the rest of the movie, with lots of attention paid to the fighting and exploding, and the character beats run through very quickly.

I’ve heard Man of Steel used to be much longer, and I have to wonder if this movie was as contemplative and emotional as the teasers hinted at one point, and then the decision was made to pick up the pace. Because it definitely appears that story lost in favor of action here. For example, when Superman (Henry Cavill) finally has a chance to talk with Jor-El and learn about who he is and where he came from, it is presented like they had a five minute chat. A chat which not only changed Superman’s life, but taught him about the extent of his powers and convinced him to become a super hero, which goes directly against the teachings of Pa Kent (Kevin Costner). A life-changing event, one that should have been a huge scene in the movie, becomes an aside because there’s no action in it.

Anyway, right when Superman is about ready to go public, in part because of Lois Lane (Amy Adams), Zod and his Kryptonian cronies show up on earth, threatening to turn the planet into a new Krypton. What follows is the ending from Transformers 3, although not done as well as when The Avengers did it. There sure is a lot of destruction though, like, man. A lot of people probably died. And there’s some other weird stuff going on, stuff I’m not quite sure I understood and would be too spoilery to discuss anyway. But, roughly, it’s Transformers 3.

Here’s the thing: you can’t make a Superman movie be about solving a problem. The biggest problem with the Superman character is that he is so powerful (and his powers are paradoxically limitless and boring by super hero standards) that watching him beat stuff up is a meaningless exercise. The stakes could not be lower when a movie comes down to Superman and someone else duking it out. Even in this movie, there are characters roughly as powerful as Superman, who even say things like “your concept of mercy is a weakness we don’t share” and “I am a trained warrior. Where did you train, a farm?” But, without further explanation, Superman ends up beating those people. He cannot lose.

So a great Superman story has to be about something else. It has to be about character. The great stories about Superman reinforce the idea that what makes him great is not his powers, it’s the love of his parents. It’s the love and respect he has for humanity. Superman is the embodiment of hope, his outer strength a mirror for the inner strength we all have. That great speech of Jor-El’s from All Star Superman, the one used in this movie, about joining Superman in the sun, gets to the core of Superman’s role as an inspiration. Man of Steel tries to tap into that, but it never succeeds.

Jor-El ends up being the best character in the movie. There’s not nearly enough Pa Kent, he comes off as singularly focused on keeping Superman’s powers secret. Zod, in an uncommonly bland performance by Shannon, ends up seeming like someone who is purely angry, without logic or motivation presented in anything resembling a sympathetic way. And Cavill, as Superman, is… Well, he’s very muscular. He seems nice, I guess. Doesn’t have that boyscout charm, but that doesn’t stop him and Lois from making out in a cringe-worthy scene late in the movie. But all that emotion I hoped the movie would have? It was just a tease.

Some Kind of Movie – Ep. 4: You’ll Believe a Man Can Cry

Supes. The Big Blue Boy Scout. The Last Son of Krypton. The Man of Tomorrow. The Metropolis Kid. The Man of Steel. There were a lot of options to with when titling the new Superman movie, based on the trend of using nicknames instead of actual names for DC films. They went with probably the most recognizable one, although it’s also the one that gave us a certain super hero famously played by Shaq. We talk about Man of Steel on this week’s show, which is coming at you faster than a speeding bullet. Look up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a podcast!

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T3 59: Top 10 Short-Lived TV Shows

Sometimes things don’t work out, for a lot of reasons. Good ol’ fashioned creative differences, tragic deaths, that sort of stuff. Sometimes they don’t work out for bullshit reasons. Like in the case of Arrested Development, which was cancelled because it was too good, I guess. But now it’s back, so that’s weird. Anyway, in honor of that, and of the cancellation of Happy Endings (boo), and I guess the beginning the summer and the great TV drouth that comes with it every year, we bring you a list of our favorite short-lived shows. That’s right, T3 is back, baby!

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Good Movie/Bad Movie: Bromances

Another week, another episode of something that’s not Top Ten Thursdays. This week, join Colin and I as we compare another two movies with very little in common in another episode of Good Movie/Bad Movie. Our focus this time? The summer action showcase that is Fast and Furious 6, and the significantly more down-to-earth indie darling Frances Ha. Can you guess which one is the good movie and which one is the bad movie? If I told you now, it would ruin the purpose of the show.

Edit: I fixed a few weird audio moments, if you haven’t listened to this episode yet, I recommend a re-download. If you have, NBD.

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6 Fast 6 Furious

Furious 6

Who are The Fast and the Furious movies for anymore? The focus isn’t really on the cars or car culture anymore. Most of the series’ recurring cast pretty much just do these movies, it’s not really a star power thing. You know what? Maybe these movies are made for people like me. For people who can appreciate a movie that is not trying to be smart, but knows how to entertain. Because as I was watching a gigantic airplane get chased by a fleet of sports cars down a seemingly infinite runway, I couldn’t help but smile.

Furious 6 picks up where Fast Five left off: bros for life Dom (Vin Diesel) and Brian (Paul Walker) are living in the Canary Islands with their significant others, the rest of the team is scattered across the globe, and Hobbs (Dwayne Johnson) is still hunting international car-based criminals. We begin with Hobbs, now patterned with an even tougher lady cop (Gina Carano) and on the trail of a new bad guy, Shaw (Orlando Bl-I mean Luke Evans). Shaw’s a bad dude, and someone Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) is back from the dead and in his crew, so Hobbs gets Dom to put his “family” back together and get this son of a bitch.

Of course the theme of all these Fast and Furious movies has been family, so it’s kind of nice they play with that a little this time, having Shaw be heartless and totally not care about his teammates. But ain’t no one here to see Luke Evans do anything. The good news is the people making this movie are aware of that. This is the fourth movie in this series with director Justin Lin and writer Chris Morgan, they get the appeal. They understand their audience really well, like almost to Joss Whedon-esque levels. This is genius-level stupid.

There are scenes that defy explanation. There are multiple scenes of people miraculously flying through the air – Dwayne Johnson alone has three impossible leaps that I can think of off the top of my head. There are multiple scenes of vehicles bursting out of other vehicles as they explode. There are multiple scens when one character says “you won’t hurt me, you’re a good guy” and then the hero mercilessly beats them up. Everyone in this movie tries to do the awesome thing in every situation, and it’s just so goofy, I love it.

And I think the filmmakers know. This is a straight-up action movie, with a bunch of fun sequences. The racing is less car porny, there are way more gunfights, and even a solid collection of hand-to-hand skirmishes. Somehow, The Fast and Furious franchise is maturing into something far greater than it ever showed the potential to be, like some sort of reverse Police Academy. I attribute a lot of that to Justin Lin, and the series-revitalizing force that is Dwayne Johnson, so it’s a little scary to hear that the next movie might not have either of them. But we’ll always have these movies, and honestly, I’m not sure what could kill this franchise anymore. This is the golden age of dumb.

So how do I describe Furious 6? It would be easy to point at a movie like, and the fact that there are five others preceding it, and complain about the death of our culture. But no, that’s bullshit. I’ve seen the Transformers movies, this is so much better than that. It’s sublimely stupid and reverent in its own pathos. We just saw Star Trek Into Darkness, another action flick that did its best to hide a dumb story. This movie treats its own predecessors with the same level of respect as the Star Trek sequel does, even though it doesn’t deserve it in any right. No one cares more about The Fast and the Furious than the people making in, and they’ve won me over.

Some Kind of Movie – Ep. 3: Boldly Going Where We’ve Gone Before

By now you’ve hopefully read my review of Star Trek Into Darkness, or at least someone’s. But maybe you were craving a little more. Maybe you wanted a spoiler-filled discussion of the film’s merits. Well, here you go. Here it is. The four of us talking about how well Into Darkness compares to the rest Trek legacy, and also how well it stands as a film on its own. And, once again, spoilers.

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Obsessongs: “One More Time”

I wanted to do an obsessong as soon as Colin debuted the feature, then immediately lost my drive. For one, it was writing about music, which I consider myself particularly poor at. But more than that, I wasn’t sure how to pick a song. What are the official criteria? Is it a single song that is so strong that it makes me listen to a whole album just to get to it? A song that I have to listen to over and over? One that I just like way more than I should? But with the release of Random Access Memories and the recent death of Anthony Moore, I thought this gem from Daft Punk was worth discussing.

Song: “One More Time” by Daft Punk
Album: Discovery
Year: 2001
Written By: Thomas Bangalter, Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo, Anthony Moore
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