Matt Carstens

National Media + Post Season = D’oh!

Whenever October rolls around there is always a different atmosphere in the air. The leaves are falling, it is starting to cool down and the football is in full force-but before the national pastime is put to hibernation, a champion must be crowned.

Like the Dane Cook has said in the past, there is only one October. Four teams from two leagues come together to resolve the last six months of grueling play, but as different as the national media will lead you to believe this baseball is, it is still the same game. Same rules, same players, same game.

It seems like as soon as the calendar flips to October, baseball changes completely. Television analysts throw out all of the common sense that they have learned and start using a completely different set of guidelines on how to break down what is happening in front of them.

For starters, take statistics. The regular season statistics are not shown in post-season broadcasts. Instead of just using the numbers from the regular season, which represent an accurate description of what kind of player they presently are, they give all the players a clean slate. So if Player A is 1-for-11 in post season play and Player B is 7-for-8, the former is going to be recognized as a bad player, while the latter will be praised for a heroic October performance. This sample size is absolutely ludicrous, and if it was used in a regular season context, it would have zero credibility.

Something that the national media loves to talk about is experience-but does experience really matter? What about the 1968 Mets? The 1997 Marlins? Even the 2008 Tampa Bay Rays are four wins away from going worst to first. The list of teams with very little experience, but still able to perform in October goes on.

Teams that do well in the post-season do it for one reason. They do not care what month it is. They do no let pressure get to them. They realize that this is the same game they have been playing since they were little kids and these games are no different than the ones that they played in April. Good teams play good baseball no matter what the situation.

Why do people like Jayson Stark pick teams like the Angels to win the World Series over the American League East Rays or Redsox? If only baseball writers could look a little closer. The Angels played 46 percent of their regular season against three of the worst teams in baseball that call the American League West home. Texas had the next best record in the division at 79-83, four games under .500. That is pretty pathetic considering the Rays and Redsox played all year against the AL East who only had one team under .500. As for the National League not one of ESPN’s eighteen baseball experts picked the Philidelphia Phillies to go to the World Series.

A lot of writers choose predictions based on nothing but childish nostalgia and what would make their stories easier to write. Just because the Cubs have not won in a hundred years, does not mean that they are going to win, no matter how round that number sounds. Just because it would be great to write about Manny Ramirez and Joe Torre heading back to Fenway for the World Series, does not mean that it is going to happen. Predictions should be based on in-depth analysis of teams, not off of silly storylines.

So while the post-season is great, the coverage is not always the greatest. Always watch baseball objectively. The truth is out there, you just have to do the math.

90’s Week: Nancy’s Lists

Well since Colin decided to rip me apart in his 90’s week post, I guess I’ll do the same. Colin:
You suck.

Television



10. My Brother and Me
I can only remember a few particular scenes from this hella African Nick classic. I’m sure it isn’t as good as I remember.

9. Are You Afraid of the Dark?
I don’t think I ever watched a whole episode. Scary shit.

8. Kenan & Kel
Had to turn this show off too. Too much mischevious humor.

7. Angry Beavers
I seem to recall I’m the only person that liked this show. I was always impressed by how sweet their dam was.

6. Rugrats
This show taught me everything I needed to know about the Jewish faith.

5. Rocko’s Modern Life
This show was hella weird now that I think about it. It seems like animators are not as demented as they used to be.

4. All That
I was ALL ABOUT All That.

3. Almost Live
I wish I was cool enough to watch it when it was on.

2. Frasier
A nightly tradition in our Central Household, this show makes me proud to be from Seattle.

1. Seinfeld
Ya.

Music


10. Dr. Dre-The Chronic
Happy Birthday Jon.

9. Guns N’ Roses- Use Your Illusions I & II
These albums rock hella hard.

8. Green Day- .nimrod
Almost as good as Dookie. Almost.

7. Pearl Jam-Ten
The only Pearl Jam album I’ve heard. Seems like a necessary buy for a grunge kid.

6. Nirvana-Unplugged in NY
One of my favorite albums, acoustic or not, of all time.

5. Belle & Sebastian-If You’re Feeling Sinister
The predecessor to all modern indie music.

4. Green Day-Dookie
Better than .nimrod. Better.

3. Foo Fighters-The Colour and the Shape
They used to be so good! SO GOOD!

2. Bright Eyes-Letting Off the Happiness
Cat Fancy’s ignorance of this band cannot go on much longer! Go listen!

1. Nirvana-Nevermind
I guess there is an underlying Nirvana love-fest theme sweeping through 90’s week. Except for you Sean. Damn you.

Sorry for the weak/late post. But hey! It’s my birthday soon. Thanks to everyone for the great posts all week long. It was really fun to relive my life through these posts, because sure as hell can’t remember it myself.

First Article

Since my switch from full time music student to communication bum, it has been pretty crazy. I know that Wildcat Baseball is wildly popular among the Cat Fancy audience, so here’s my first article that came out in the CWU Observer yesterday:

Wildcat Baseball Prepare for Spring
Young team builds up in off season to compensate for loss of star players

As the Jose Vidros and Richie Sexsons of the world sit at home this off-season praying that they will find a job next summer, a new batch of talent will be conditioning this fall. Eager to see what is on the horizon in their young baseball careers, Central will spend the off season preparing for another run at the post season.

This Wild Cat team is definitely one of the youngest head coach Desi Storey has seen in recent years. With nine seniors graduating last year, it is going to take some serious recruiting and some critical performances from returning upper classmen to keep this program competitive.

Probably the most devastating loss to this team is the departure of short stop Jamie Nilsen, who graduated and is now playing in the Kansas City Royals organization. Nilsen, the only player in Great Northwest Athletic Conference history to have over a .400 career batting average, obliterated just about every school record at central.

“We’re not going to replace Jamie; he’s the best player in school history,” Storey said. “Our goal is to have a great core group come in. With the absence of Jamie not only do we have to find a quality shortstop, I think we need to get better in the places that we lost guys.”

Some of those players could be guys like corner infielder Frank Donangelo. Donangelo was in the top five in nearly every offensive statistical category in the 2008 season. He batted .349 with an outstanding OPS (On Base Percentage plus Slugging Percentage) of .972. Donangelo’s season is surely going to be one to keep a close eye on.

When asked what his personal goals are for the season he said what most competitors would say. “Win a championship; I think that’s the goal of every player,” Donangelo said. “Especially now that I’m a senior, it’s kind of what we’re all pushed to do.”

As for the hole at short stop, junior Kevin Walkenhauer seems to be the logical choice. A two time MVP in high school at short stop, Walkenhauer played mostly second base in 2008 due to injuries at the position.

It is, of course, unfair to compare Walkenhauer to Nilsen, but from a team evaluation standpoint, the question must be asked.

“Average wise, Kevin should hit for a high percentage, and he’s got really good power,” Coach Storey said. “Whether or not he can match Jamie’s numbers I don’t know, but Kevin’s going to get his share of home runs too. He’s pretty strong.”

With only a handful of positions solidified on this team, a strong freshman recruiting class is going to be crucial to build not only a winning team in 2009, but for years to come.

Sophomore transfer from Whitworth, Mac Collette commented on the level of competition during the fall workouts so far.

“It’s definitely tough,” Collette said. “There’s a lot of good talent and quite a few good transfers.”

Unfortunately Collette will be sitting out this season with some hamstring issues and is rehabbing for a hopeful return for next year.

There are plenty of reasons to be excited for Wildcat baseball this spring. Most of the pitching staff is back and there is talent throughout the roster. There are still some key positions with holes and it will be interesting to see how the roster looks when it is finalized in January.

There really is only one October

I can’t express how excited I am for playoff baseball in words. These series are some of the most interesting match ups in the last twenty years. Baseball is changing. Teams are changing their philosophies on evaluating talent and how to build a baseball team. These play offs have a little old school and a little new school. After a long six months we finally see the product of two separate leagues giving it their all. Here’s my predictions.

National League Divison Series

Philadelphia Phillies Vs. Milwaukee Brewers
This is probably the hardest to predict, but I’m gonna have to go with the Phillies. The Brewers barely got into the post season solely on the back of CC Sabathia who pitched on three days rest three different times. With out their other ace Ben Sheets, they are not really as intimidating in a 7 game series as they would have been.

Los Angeles Dodgers Vs. Chicago Cubs
The Chicago Cubs are the better team. With two absolute studs in Rich Harden and Carlos Zambrano anchoring their staff, they are the clearly better than the Dodgers who came out of a weak National League West. But we must remember, this is the Cubs. They have recorded unfathomable collapses year after year, and haven’t won for a century. Anything can happen in this series.

American League Division Series

Chicago White Sox Vs. Tampa Bay Rays
The Tampa Bay Rays have overcome too much adversity to fall apart now. They have won at home, on the road, and without some of their key contributors. They just find a way to get it done. They play great defense, have great pitching, and they hit the ball over the fence. As much as I want Jr. to win, I can’t help but feeling what a waste all this would be if Tampa’s dream season were to end here.

Boston Red Sox Vs. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
I hate the Angels. I also have a great resentment of the Red Sox, but they are the lesser of the two evils in my opinion. I think very highly of general manager Theo Epstien, and think the Red Sox are not really a wild card team. They’ve been here before, they know how to win, and it will be proven once again that the Angels can’t get it done in October.

So with Tampa and Boston advancing in the AL and Chicago and Philidelphia advancing in the NL, here are my Championship series predictions.

National Leauge Championship Series

Chicago Cubs Vs. Philidelphia Phillies
This is a really tough one. Philidelphia has some great key role players as well as a solid pitching staff. Also you have two of the most experienced managers in the game with Sweet Lou and Charlie Manuel. I’m gonna have to get on the Lou bandwagon and pick the Cubs because they are the best in the National League, and you can’t mess with that pitching staff.

American League Championship Series

Boston Red Sox Vs. Tampa Bay Rays
Tampa Bay won the American League East. Tampa Bay proved to those national media bimbos time and time again that they are for real by beating the Red Sox in key situations. Home, Away, it didn’t matter. This young team knows how to play and more importantly they know how to win.

World Series

Tampa Bay Rays Vs. Chicago Cubs
The National League sucks. It is weaker in every aspect. This Tampa Bay pitching staff including James Shields, Scott Kazmir, and Edwin Jackson will eat apart this Cub lineup and the offense will hit their share of bombs. I give your World Champion Tampa Bay Rays.

Mariner’s Future Night

For anyone who missed it, Brandon Morrow made his Major League debut as a starting pitcher tonight. It was a long time coming. And I mean from the instant they drafted him long time. Two years ago Morrow was drafted fifth overall by the Mariners out of the University of California Berkley as a starting pitcher. After only 16 innings in the minors, he was rushed to the big league club out of spring training because of his electric fastball. The blogosphere, the papers, and the organization were all mass debating whether this was the right thing to do, as they watched Bellevue native and UW alum Tim Lincecum light up the National League. Lincecum was drafted 10th overallby the San Francisco Giants and people were outraged when the M’s passed up on him. This year he is 15-3 with a 2.60 ERA and leads the league in strike outs. I think daily about what it could have been like to have a Felix/Lincecum 1-2 punch. But never again will those thoughts enter my mind.

Tonight no one expected this. No one expected Morrow to get past 5 innings. I personally saw 3 or 4, with several runs given up. But he was lights out. There was so many things about his game he needed to adjust to become a successful starting pitcher and he nailed every single one of them. His fastball was consistantly in the mid 90’s. Hes curveball had such a nasty break it left hitters devastated and looking down right foolish. The mix of his pitches, the abilty to keep hitters off balance, and the ability to not allow the other team even a single hit through 7+ innings. And this was not some watered down Kansas City AAA lineup. This was the New York Yankees. A-Rod went 0-3. Jeter went 0-3. Hell, everyone went ofer until he finally ran out of gas late in the 8th inning. He gave up a pinch hit to some guy I had never heard of and Riggleman took him out as he had already exceeded his 90 pitch limit by sixteen. All of Safeco Field had never been so relieved, yet so disapointed, yet so extatic for the future of baseball in the emerald city.

Boned Wars


The Clone Wars

Ugh. Clone Wars is the latest installment to the Star Wars saga from our good friend Executive douche bag George Lucas. Taking place in between episodes II and III, Clone Wars starts off with our heroes in the heat of battle. A new character to the franchise is introduced when Ahsoka Tano, a young padawan learner, is sent by Yoda to relay the message that some shit is going down on Coruscant. Through a hilarious mix up, Ahsoka becomes Anakins apprentice. Much hilarity ensues.

Later, it is revealed that Jabba the Hutt’s son has been kidnapped by the Separatists, and in order to gain the Hutt’s trust so that the republic will have control over trade routes in the outer rim, they send Obiwan, Anakin, and that dumb bitch out to recover Jabba’s son.

Lets start from the beginning. Let me take you in the mind of a person that just spent $7.50 to witness an abomination to all things holy. First you see the Lucas Film logo and you’re like, “Awesome?”. Then you see the A long time ago in a galaxy far far away… Next the Clone Wars logo scales up in a recognizable fashion, but to a dismal arrangement of the Star Wars theme. The suckitude at first is like, well it is Warner Bro.’s, I am sure they could not get the rights and so on and so forth. So right from the start, it is bad, but not unbearable. Then…

BAM! It hits you. Right in the face. A big piece of shit. Instead of the a regular panning up of glorius plot, you get this stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid narrator describing the events taking place during the clone wars. I could not have been more pissed. I think I said “What the fuck,” just a little too loud, being that Sean, Kevin, and I were the oldest people in the theater, besides the elderly couple who were there without any little kids. This troubled me greatly.

On to the characters. Ahsoka is so dumb. They could have made her not so dumb, but they insisted on making her very dumb. That is about as simple as I can put it. And it’s not just her. Basically everyone is dumb. Obiwan, Anakin, the writers, the old people. Everyone. The writing was so bad, it made the prequel trilogy seem like a Shakespearean masterpiece. Every character after every line had some witty retort. Regardless whether it was funny, timely, or even made sense at all, they were there. And the nick names. R-Tooey, Snips, Sky-Guy, and Stinky, just to name a few. Sean and I agree that Sky-Guy is the one that hurts the most, but I feel that R-Tooey is a close second. Though I do commend the writers for dropping a much needed D-Bomb in the middle of this mess.

I thought the movie looked great. The action scenes were great and didn’t stretch too far from what was in the prequel trilogy because all of the CGI. The problem with the visual aspect of the movie came when there was close ups. Which was about two thirds of the movie. The faces looked like inanimate wood carvings and the dialogue looked no better than Team America. Which I guess they were going for, which I do not understand either.

With all the talented people in the world, it is a shame that something this bad was made from material that so many people love. I really think they could of made something at least worthwhile.