in Shocktober

Do you have any idea how terrifying the prospect of watching 31 movies in 31 days is? How can anyone find the time to eat or sleep or dread the upcoming presidential election? Like passing through the gates of Hell, “Shocktober” is filled with evil, fear of the unknown, and a lot of half-assed two paragraph reviews. That’s why this year, we’re getting a little help from a guardian angel.

Netflix. How had I not thought of it sooner? All 31 days available at the click of a button! Gone are the days of visiting totally not illegal streaming sites and digging through dumpsters outside F.Y.E. Every single movie we watch will be readily available on everybody’s favorite streaming service. Or should I say “SCREAMING SERVICE!?!?” No, streaming service is better. Anyways, happy haunting everybody!