RIP David Bowie

David Bowie was never irrelevant. That’s the one silver lining I can find for his untimely death at 69; that he died having just released a new album to critical acclaim and popularity. He went out on top. But he was always going to go out on top, because David Bowie pretty much defined what the top was for the last 40 years. That’s what I mean when I say he was never irrelevant.

It’s shown in the outpouring of grief and support we’ve seen since the announcement was made – Bowie had made an incredible impact on all sorts of people. Some people remember the fun dance music. Some people looked for new meaning in the rock music. Many are analyzing his recent alt rock work, especially the new Blackstar, which is now so clearly his fond farewell to all of us. I bet somebody’s playing Tin Machine.

He was bigger than the music, of course. How many will be watching Labyrinth tonight? Or The Man Who Fell to Earth? Maybe even The Prestige. He played himself amusingly in Zoolander and that Ricky Gervais show Extras. Not to mention parodies of him in shows like The Venture Bros. and references like that episode of Friends when Chandler sings “Space Oddity.” Seu Jorge’s covers of Bowie songs in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou make one of the best movie soundtracks ever. He was everything, everywhere.

Guys, I’m just lost here. This wasn’t supposed to happen. That new album just came out. It was just his birthday. KEXP just got finished playing Bowie all day. He was supposed to guest star on Hannibal and in the second Guardians of the Galaxy movie… Damnit.

I’ve never really wondered why I was such a David Bowie fan until now. I guess part of it is because he was such a big part of making “weird” cool. Bowie’s androgyny and bisexuality were emphasized, not downplayed. He sang about being a kook and not fitting in and all the things you hate about yourself as a kid and learn to love again as an adult. It’s been hard for me to admit that I relate to those struggles too, but then again I’ve always had this music.

I’m really struggling to write this post, I’m not sure I’ve got anything insightful for you. I did a retrospecticus on Bowie a few years ago, here’s part one. We did top 10 favorite songs of his too, here are mine, Colin’s, and John’s.

David Bowie was one of the most prolific artists of the last century and I’ll miss him very much.

The Fourth Annual Mildly Pleased Awards

We’re all varying degrees of sports fans here at Mildly Pleased, let me tell you how 2015 went for us. In football, the Seahawks finished a great 2014 season with an amazing run in the playoffs followed by 99% of a great Super Bowl, lost in the end by a questionable play call that will reverberate pangs of regret through all Seattleites’ hearts for years to come. In baseball, the Mariners seemed poised for a redemption year after some clutch pre-season signings and then went on to betray that hype and have one of the most depressingly disappointing seasons in franchise history. I don’t care about the Sounders and we don’t have an NHL or NBA team.

That’s the kind of worldview you get at the Mildly Pleased Awards, one of people so accustomed to disappointment and failure that even glimpses of hope sometimes need to be cherished. We’re not looking for the best or the greatest, we’re just looking for something that’s OK. Something that’s a little better than average. Something that you can walk out of the theater or whatever and respond, when your friend asks you what you thought about it, “that was mildly pleasing.” That is our battle cry.

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Darkness on the Edgerton

The Gift

Does a person’s past matter to you? Obviously that’s a question that demands a more nuanced answer than simply ‘yes’ or ‘no,’ because context is important. But still, how much do you worry about the kind of person someone was before they met you? The kind of person they are around other people? The kind of person they are when they’re sure you’re not watching? If that’s the kind of headspace you want to get into, then Joel Edgerton has a gift for you.

The Gift stars Rebecca Hall as Robyn, the poor woman stuck between two seemingly nice men. On the one hand, there’s her loving husband Simon (Jason Bateman), with whom she just moved to California and is eager to start a family. On the other is Gordo (Joel Edgerton), a classmate of Simon’s who by chance runs into the couple after they move to town. Gordo starts leaving the couple gifts on the porch of their fancy, gigantic house and quickly strikes up an awkward friendship with Robyn, one Simon wants to put to a swift end right from the start.

The three leads do good work portraying complicated people with mysterious pasts that are at their best when only hinted at. Honestly, when most of the cards are on the table at the end of the movie, when The Gift is at its most disturbing moment, is when I was least interested in the movie. The reveal was appropriate to this somewhat Hitchcockian thriller, but with all the tense and weird scenes earlier in the story, I hoped for an even more outlandish ending.

Also I think it’s kinda funny this is the movie that Joel Edgerton had to, absolutely had to, write and direct and costar in with an hilarious beard. Was Edgerton sick of all the two-faced bastards in Hollywood? Did he think it was important there was a movie about the silent suffering of upper-middle class white people? Did he just want to prove to everyone that he could do this so that maybe he’d have a shot at the next Marvel, DC, or Star Wars movie? Maybe he’s just an artist that had to art.

Anyway, The Gift was maybe a little too good to be nominated for a Mildly Pleased Award, especially because there aren’t a ton of these domestic dramas these days. Was the last one Lakeview Terrace? Man, Lakeview Terrace was a good movie. If only The Gift had as much to say about society as that did, we might have really had something.

John’s Top Ten Albums of 2015

In the words of the immortal songsmith James Blunt, “You’re Beautiful. You’re Beautiful. You’re beautiful, it’s true.” And by “You’re” I am referring to 2015. Thanks to my newfound relationship with Spotify, my ears took quite a trip through the various trends and styles of 2015. From the hipster R&B of The Weeknd, to socially conscious hip-hop from Kendrick Lamar and Donnie Trumpet and the Social Experiment to Grammy darling Adele, there was a lot to take in. I felt good about straying from my comfort zone. Sure, it didn’t always pan out (cough, cough, Mumford and Sons) but it was a journey I’d gladly take again. If not for the surprises for the lasting musical memories.

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Sean’s Top 10 Albums of 2015

Another year, another strong desire to have more time to listen to all the great music that came out. It’s 2016 now, far later than people thought the concept of an “album” would last. We’re in the playlists and singles era, after all. The music industry is continuing to change, with Apple finally taking iTunes into the streaming world and Rdio going out of business. Oh Rdio, I’ll miss you most of all.

When it came to making this list, over the course of the day I Was able to narrow down an overwhelming list of well-liked albums to 18 I really wanted on my list. Since Colin pretty much always goes before me, I did have the advantage of bumping the latest albums from Hop Along, Sleater-Kinney, Courtney Barnett, and Beach Slang – all of whom might have placed fairly highly on my list had he not already written about them better than I can. Also I’m going to guess John will feature I Love You, Honeybear and Carrie & Lowell, so I decided not to worry about them.

The final two casualties were the goofy collaboration between Franz Ferdinand and Sparks, FFS, and the new Go! Team album, which maybe isn’t as good as I think it is as someone who got way into that band this year. Please consider those above albums as fully recommended as the 10 below.
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Colin’s Top Ten Albums Of 2015

That’s right everybody, it’s that time of year again.  No, not Christmastime, you dummies.  That shit has come and gone, which of course leads us to the all-encompassingly depressing month that is January.  Luckily, we here at Mildly Pleased take a bit longer than most pop culture sites to get around to seeing/hearing everything that came out in a given year, because as you may know, we do this for free (which also explains why we have lived to see 2016, unlike several great pop culture sites that folded last year).  And therefore, we will begin unleashing our top ten albums, TV shows, and movies, as well as a podcast commemorating the year in mild pleasure in the coming weeks.

But as for 2015 in music, overall I’d say it was just an ok year for me.  If anything, it was a year where I probably felt myself becoming a little less open-minded towards the kinds of music I was seeking out.  Which might be a sign of me getting older, or might be a sign of me having lived with my own personal tastes long enough to know that if it doesn’t have guitars or a real drummer on it, I probably won’t like it.  So here are the albums that measured up to my ever-narrowing standard of what good music is… Continue reading

Sound and Fury

Macbeth

Remember how just after The Avengers became absolutely huge, Joss Whedon took some of his favorite actors and made a version of Much Ado About Nothing? Director Justin Kurzel must have really liked that idea, so much so that he got his big Shakespeare adaption out before he and star Michael Fassbender could start work on their big franchise movie, Assassin’s Creed. So instead of a palette cleanser, the Scottish play instead serves as a trial run for this cast and crew’s ability to do historical epics. And what a savage epic it is.

This depiction of the classic story of betrayal, murder, and karmic comeuppance emphasizes the war-torn Scotland that serves as the backdrop of most versions. A lot of Shakespeare’s plays are set around war, but this Macbeth is keen on showing not just the gritty battles featured in the play, but the toll it’s taking on everyone. It paints Macbeth himself (Fassbender) as something of a PTSD-sufferer, cloudy and uncertain after so much death. His increasingly warped mind and the uncertain times end up driving the action much more than the typical mastermind adaptations focus on, Lady Macbeth.

Lady Macbeth as played by Marion Cotillard is still the best performance of this movie, even though it felt like she was more of a schemer than the player she could have been. Her world seems to center around her husband; she wants him to have more power, she worries about his state of mind. Eventually she just wanders out of the picture, a shame since I really did feel like Cotillard was bringing it while Fassbender’s performance was a little too mumbly.

But the real star of this Macbeth is the aesthetics. Characters are dressed in beautiful costumes and always seem to have mud, blood, and paint all over themselves. The sets always felt cold, whether they were Scottish marshes, Macbeth’s tiny wooden home, or the vast castle rooms. This extends to the film’s color palette as well, which is desaturated save for bright, bloody reds. Clearly Macbeth is not set in a happy, easy world.

Finally, I must ask you how much you enjoy slow motion brutality. Because the movie’s big battles contain many slow motion shots, which may or may not work for you. This is a brooding movie, one that is at its best when it indulges in dark visual flourishes. Let me put it this way: I might not really have enjoyed a Fassbender/Cotillard Macbeth play, but Kurzel did enough as a director to make it an interesting film. Now let’s see how he does when the source material is a video game story so muddled not even Lady Macbeth could figure it all out.