I Never Sleep in Planes, I Don’t Want to Get Incepted

30 Rock – “Double-Edged Sword”

Once again, my chief concern with 30 Rock is not the quality of its episodes, but that it’s not on until 10 p.m. and by then I’ve watched Community, waited a half and hour, and the Office and Parks and Recreation. I think I’ll have to start watching these separately.

So this episode is all about double-edged swords. Jack and Avery, who is basically lady Jack, and heading up to Toronto for Valentine’s Day. But, wuh-oh, baby’s coming! And since Jack and Avery are hyper patriotic, the idea of having their daughter born outside of the US of A is unacceptable. And while I think having two American parents entitles their child to American citizenship regardless, the couple irrationally tries to get back across the border as Avery goes through labor. They meet John Cho, and it’s funny.

Meanwhile, Liz is joining Carol for a get-away. Unfortunately, Carol’s plane never gets airborne, slowly giving all the passengers a bad case of cabin fever. Liz’s lesser desires put her at odds with Carol, as she tries to act as a heroic leader for the passengers. Carol, who’s work is insulted by Liz, is too proud to see where she’s coming from, and holds the airplane hostage. It’s all pretty stir crazy and pretty funny as well.

The other story involves Tracy, a proud new EGOT winner. While he loves his new status, he hates that he is respected now and expected to do mature things for good causes. It felt kind of familiar and wasn’t really that funny. Still, this was another great episode that tied all the plots together thematically and threw in some tender one-liners.

It’s Not the Size of the Boat: Embracing Life with a Micropenis

Parks and Recreation – “Ron & Tammy: Part 2”

I’m not sure about this, but I feel like consensus among Da Morgue’s staff is that Ron Swanson is the best part of Parks and Recreation. Now I don’t say that lightly, because the show is really good for each and every one of its cast. But there’s something about Ron’s insane libertarian manliness that helps him rise to the top. So it is a real privilege that we get an episode focused on him, and boy, this show did not waste that opportunity.

Things start innocently enough, Tammy is in her mess with Ron mood again, but this time Ron is prepared to handle her: he’s got Wendy. Most of this relationship has been off screen, but from what we can tell Ron and Wendy seem to genuinely have a solid relationship. But that’s ripped away when Wendy decides she has to go back to Canada, a place Ron will never set foot upon. Heartbroken, matters are made worse for Ron when Tom shows up with Tammy. Knowing Tammy is just using Tom to get at him, Ron leaves with his ex-wife to settle matters once and for all.

The next day, Leslie is bailing Ron out of prison. He’s wearing a kimono, has dreadlocks and is missing the middle of his mustache. Worst of all, he appears to have married Tammy again. The department tries to intervene and show Ron he’s making a mistake, but Tammy has blinded him to that logic. Only when he sees her physically beat up Tom does her spell break and Ron escapes from her clutches once again, carrying Tom away.

There were so many great moments, many of which can be summed up with a quote. “It rubbed off, from friction.” Ron blankly watching a video of himself telling him to castrate himself. “Seriously Jerry?” So good!

I don’t want to neglect the other stories, but this was really Ron’s show. April is working for Chris temporarily, despite her work ethic Chris wants her to come back with him to Indianapolis. Leslie throws a pizza party for the cops and shows Ben that he is still very much an outsider when it comes to Pawnee. I tell you, Parks and Recreation is definitely making up for lost time, it’s flying through these plots.

Saving the World Has Never Been This Hard

The Office – “PDA”

I’m gonna say it: The Office is back. I don’t know for how long, or why it couldn’t happen sooner, but this show has been consistently solid for a number of weeks now. I still think Gabe is too creepy and awkward in the wrong way for the show, but pretty much everything else they’ve been doing of late is good. Maybe it’s just because they’ve had to put Michael’s stories in fast forward, but this is the show I used to love.

So after last week’s big kiss, Michael and Holly are back together. And though Holly seemed hesitant to give into Michael’s charms over the past few weeks, she is definitely back on the Scott Express. In fact, they’re so in love that their intimacy has become a problem for the rest of the office. In a meeting (in which Michael sits on Holly’s lap) Gabe puts a ban on public displays of affection. Michael hates this, but along the way ends up telling Holly he loves her, and she returns the sentiment. When it occurs to Michael that their relationship is going so fast because Holly has to go back to Nashua soon, she tells him the company can’t run their lives. So Holly moves in with Michael and the PDA ban is (at least temporarily) lifted.

Steve Carell was really good as Michael, running a gamut of emotions and hilarious moments. I lost it when he recorded his movie pitch for Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham or perhaps Eisenberg or Michael Cera. Genius! I’m glad they’re bringing back the aspiring filmmaker side of Michael, we haven’t seen that in a while.

The rest of the stories are pretty meh. Daryl’s funny when the office mistake his grieving over his grandmother’s death for his birthday. Pam and Jim are bummed they seem to be the only ones who haven’t had sex in the office. Erin and Andy try to get through Gabe’s treasure hunt Valentine’s Day, further proving that Erin and Andy are apparently required to go through the stupid people version of Pam and Jim’s romantic arc.

Steve Carell, what will this show be without you?

Gravedigger’s Biscuits

Community – “Early 21st Century Romanticism”

An episode of Community like “Early 21st Century Romanticism,” as Todd Van Der Werff points out over at The AV Club, feels more season one than season two. Community of late has been so much bigger than just a college event episode like this. After all, we’ve had zombie outbreaks (that remained in continuity), claymated Christmas wonderlands and even an episode that had our characters bar hopping.

It makes you wonder what direction the show is heading in. With a title like “Community,” the characters don’t necessarily have to stay in community college. They can branch out beyond Greendale when it comes time to graduate. Or maybe they’ll all become Greendale faculty. Who knows? What is clear is that Community has become much more grandiose than episodes about a Valentine’s dance, so it’s refreshing that “Early 21st Century Romanticism” works.

Of course it works by relying on the show’s great cast of characters, breaking them up into little groups for fun little stories. Troy and Abed both ask the sexy librarian out and ask her to choose one of them to date, only to realize that what they really need is not someone for one of them, but both of them. Britta loves gloating about her lesbian friend, who is actually straight and thinks that Britta is the lesbian (this gave us a great Pierce moment in the cold open). But the most important story of the episode is probably Jeff’s accidental party.

You see, since Jeff is cool, he’s forced himself to like soccer. And since Duncan is British, he invites himself over to Jeff’s to watch a game. Jeff can’t say no, since he’s arguing with the group over what bands they like. Unsurprisingly, Chang latches on to this opportunity to try to get closer to Jeff, or maybe just to get a warm bed. But Chang brings a bunch of people, starting a party that Jeff seems to be OK with. As the party goes on, Jeff realizes just how pathetic Chang is, and invites him to stay at his place, which hopefully will provide for some classic moments in the future.

But the big moment of the night is the last shot, Pierce passed out on a park bench, alone. He’s been dealing with a pill addiction, manifested by Andy Dick, and over the past few weeks has grown increasingly antagonistic with the group. I love that Pierce has had an arc like this, from breaking his legs on the trampoline through last week’s episode. It really impresses me that despite how wacky Community is, it never comps out. There is an actual continuity to the show. Making the wait for this week’s episode even more painful.

Down Zonoscope

Cut Copy – Zonoscope

I remember one time I was riding along with Paul and he was playing Cut Copy in his car and I was just thinking, “Why does this sound so familiar?” So I did a little research and realized, I’d actually seen them live. Yeah in October 2005, opening for TV on the Radio and Franz Ferdinand, the funny thing is that Paul didn’t even remember we saw them and he was the one playing them in his car. The thing is when they came on that night in 2005, they weren’t on the ticket, weren’t introduced, and when they started playing I was like “What is this? Is this like a band? Are these roadies or something?” It was just two guys with synths, beat machines, and guitars that randomly took the stage. They were okay but I just didn’t know what was going on or who they were and it took me a good five years to find out.

Flash forward to earlier this week and I saw they had a new album, so here I am now giving them a shot. All I remembered is they were sort of an electronic group, but they’ve expanded since then. Adding two more guys this is more like a rock band with synths then just an electro/pop duo. The material brings to mind bands like Duran Duran and Pet Shop Boys but if their lead singer was really sleepy, like Matt Berninger from The National. So the result is kind of new wave, kind of shoegazing pop, and everything in between.

Something I really should of considered before giving this album a whirl is, do I really like new wave music? Not particularly, but I’m open minded and definitely prepared myself for the possibility that this album could be a bit dull. Is it dull? Well sometimes, yeah but I love the retro instrumentation so it’s a bit of a mixed bag.

Though I have no regrets about getting this album as I got to hear the pleasurable tune “Where I’m Going” easily the best song on the album. It almost sounds like it belongs on another record entirely. Where the bulk of the album is moody new wave, this sounds like 60s pop (Think “Dragging the Line” if Tommy James had recorded it with synthesizers.) It’s a great pop song. Other tunes like “Nee You Know” and “Take Me Over” (which sounds a lot like fellow Aussie classic “Down Under”) are enjoyable enough, though they can get a little redundant with most songs well beyond five minutes (last song is 15, like I had enough energy for that.) I like to think new wave fans like this but for me, it’s just okay.

Favorite Tracks: “Pharaohs & Pyramids”, “Take Me Over”, “Where I’m Going”

You Can’t Win Valentine’s Day

Modern Family – “Bixby’s Back”

With a show like Modern Family, it’s especially hard to escape the holiday trap. Christmas, Halloween, Valentine’s Day, while they need not feature in all shows, with a family-centric sitcom, you can’t really skip them. That said, you should at least try to do something new. I don’t mean for the genre as a whole. I mean don’t do exactly the same thing you did last year.

Last year, Phil and Claire assumed aliases for a romantic misadventure in a hotel. This year, they went to a restaurant full of elderly patrons driving around in those mart cart things. Claire doesn’t like feeling that old, so she puts last year’s plan back in motion. They have a rendezvous in the same hotel bar, then an accidental key card switch results in painfully telegraphed “hilarity.” I don’t blame the writers for doing this, Phil playing his Clive Bixby character is still really funny, and the whole seen at the bar is really great. I just wish they could have done something a little more inventive.

Meanwhile, Jay is trying to surprise Gloria with a dinner at home, but he has to get her out of the house first. His desire is to make his wife look foolish by getting her to angry leave a restaurant, then to be swept off her feet when she see’s what he’s done at home. But things don’t go the way he planned! WHAT A TWIST!

Despite being at the center of some of the funniest episodes, Cam and Mitchell continue to have really, painfully weak subplots. This time they’re confused about which of them Mitchell’s secretary has a crush on, so they argue about that for a while. The kids have nothing much going on, Manny is trying to seduce Haley, who is technically her niece. Haley is just sad about not having a boyfriend. I think I noticed the actress who plays Haley in an Olive Garden commercial yesterday.

Anyway, “Bixby’s Back” was funny because, well, Bixby’s back. But the rest of the episode felt pretty formulaic, in a bad way. You can do better Modern Family. I’ve seen you do it.

Lights Out

Friday Night Lights – “Always”

The funny thing about saying goodbye to Friday Night Lights is that I’m not really sure when I started liking the show. I remember thinking the first season was overly melodramatic, and that the second season took some really stupid subplots and dragged them through more of the season than they should have. The third season upset me because the show’s dedication to making characters that were clearly in their 20s in the first season still high school students was bothersome. The fourth season was the dreaded paradigm shift, with new characters that weren’t instantly that likable. But by this fifth and final season, I couldn’t get enough of Friday Night Lights.

Friday Night Lights has always been about underdogs, be they individuals or an entire team, which is fitting because the show itself was an underdog. It never got the best ratings, despite being a great show with a dedicated fanbase and tons of critical adoration. But unlike so many great shows that buckled under the ratings monster, FNL endured, lasting long enough to let itself grow and finally deliver a satisfying conclusion to this big drama set in the small, fictional town of Dillon, Texas.

The heart of the show was always Coach Eric Taylor (Kyle Chandler) and his wife Tammie (Spin City veteran Connie Britton). So it was a shame that so much of the finale was dedicated to an argument between the two. Not because they shouldn’t argue, because the whole point of the episode was how couples have to make compromises, but because the argument was so unnecessary. Everyone knew what the right decision to make was at the end of the penultimate episode, so this episode had to go out of its way to make the audience understand why Coach would want to go back to West Dillon. But I get that Coach’s time in Dillon has been the best he’s ever had, and it’s not easy to let go of that.

Of course everything is settled by State, as what kind of sports series would have conflicts that can’t be resolved by a championship? In the meantime, we got speedy conclusions for all the remaining season one holdovers: Matt proposes to Julie, Tyra somewhat rekindles with Tim, Tim makes peace with his family and decides to stay, Landry gets left alone, even though he had a more meaningful relationship with Tyra. All of our East Dillon friends found a home on the super team, even Buddy, Jr. and the other new guy who were set up as important characters but didn’t end up doing anything for the story. Luke gives his championship ring to Becky as he leaves for the military. All is well.

There’s still more to list, but that’s all getting pretty tedious. Needless to say, any of the plots that had made it as far as season five were put to rest. Basically I just wanted to post this review because I’ve come to really appreciate the time I got to spend with FNL. It was amazing to see how talented the cast became over the years, how well put-together the show remained. I’ll especially miss it’s marvelous score. I don’t particularly like football or high school melodrama, but someone this show made it work. For that, I’m grateful.

Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose.