Sean Lemme

I started blogging as a way to lazily pass my high school senior project and somehow I've kept doing it for more than half my life

T3 22: Top 10 Pixar Characters

Our friends at Pixar are putting out their latest feature, Brave which means we can talk about something vaguely related. Personally, I thought it would be pretty cool to talk about Disney princesses, since this is their first princess movie. But I guess we’re a bit to bro-y for that? Like, what’s the big deal? So what if Tinkerbell isn’t technically a princess? Close enough. This is America, we don’t even have royalty anyway! Screw princesses!

Check it out after the break, children.

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T3 21: Top 10 Albums of 1985-1989

Mad Men‘s season ended, so it’s obviously time for another albums list. This week, we take the Rock of Ages approach and turn our steely gaze toward the late Eighties. Now, the music in that movie might not be what we would have chosen, so don’t be surprised if our list doesn’t serve as an extended soundtrack for the film. In fact, it’s probably pretty different. And, if you ask us, a lot better.

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Diablo Doesn’t Blow

Diablo III

Dungeon crawlers are a weirdly pure RPG experience. Something about that constant stream of new loot is frighteningly compelling, so much so that as a player it’s easy to forget about everything else. The story, graphics and gameplay can all fade away as the need to get a new sword, or a new pair of magic pants, grows inside. Blizzard figured this out with Diablo II, which has stood as the main pillar of the industry for years, somewhat like StarCraft is to RTS games. And, just like they did with StarCraft II, Diablo III is the biggest deal this genre has seen, and does a lot to modernize, but not necessarily revolutionize, the formula.
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T3 20: Top 10 Sci-Fi Moves

Like a vengeful genetically enhanced man whose been marooned on a harsh planet for years, we’re back from break and ready to get some lists made. First on the docket: sci-fi movies. It’s a pretty cool time for sci-fi movies right now, what with them coming out and making money. Except for John Carter, but that doesn’t really fit with the narrative we’re crafting. Instead, focus on the movies that came before, the all-time greats. Yeah, that sounds fun.

What do you think will be on the list? Serenity? Sunshine? You can read below to find out.

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Asurazu Rasu

Asura’s Wrath

We’re living in the era of video on demand. Marathoning a TV series on Netflix is a common enough experience that it doesn’t turn heads when someone admits to watching all of Breaking Bad in a weekend. Whether the networks like it or not, the way audiences take in serialized entertainment is changing; the old model is on the way out. Asura’s Wrath is a video game, don’t get me wrong, but it stands apart from the rest of the medium. It’s interactive media, and it’s something you should probably be aware of.

Asura is an angry man. And by man, I mean demigod. It’s the future, or a world much like our own, and eight demigods, Asura included, battle evil monsters that look like inside out animals, led by an evil gigantic creature that lives in the core of the earth. As if that wasn’t enough to get pissed about, Asura is framed by the other demigods of some heinous shit and he’s killed… Or something. Asura’s Wrath is in the tradition of extremely over-the-top, melodramatic animes, completely with plot details that are hard to make sense of and best experienced first hand.

Developed by CyberConnect2, playing Asura’s Wrath is much more like watching an entire anime. They are really dedicated to the format, breaking the game into episodes, complete with comercial break bumpers, ending credits and even a “next time on Asura’s Wrath” bit. It’s pretty silly at first, but once I let myself get caught up in the format, I found the game scratching the same itch a good TV show does. It’s been a while since I watched an anime, and it was kind of fun to almost vicariously get that experience. I guess spending all that time making Naruto games gave CyberConnect2 all they needed to make their own show.

This is not entirely surprising, giving the developer’s track record of the .hack// and Naruto games. It plays in a variety of ways, sometimes its a fighting game, sometimes its an action game, sometimes its an on-rails shooter. Most of the time it is the most over-the-top cinematics in a long time, with quick-time events laid on top of them. I never played Ninja Blade, but I imagine this is the game it hoped to be.

Asura’s Wrath really isn’t that fun to play, but it makes up for it with its bonkers story. Which is why it’s a shame that the “true ending” of the game is sold as DLC. But I can’t stay mad at a game that made a habit of people jumping into orbit. And showed a man get impaled by a sword so long it penetrated the other side of the planet. And a giant trying to crush a man from space, only to have his finger punched so many times he exploded. Yeah, Asura’s Wrath is pretty cool.

T3 19: Top 10 Future Technology

Welcome to the world of tomorrow. A place where cats and dogs not only live together, they’re happy to do so. Where dead singers can be brought back as holograms and that apparently doesn’t offend anyone. Where people carry magical devices that contain all the world’s information, yet spend most of their time simulating combat between birds and pigs. Where we talk about 10 possible inventions of the future we can’t wait to see.

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T3 18: Top 10 Children’s Playthings That Should Never Be Movies

So, Battleship. Who knew that for all these years what we were actually play was a Michael Bay-esque battle for the planet between brave sailors and devious robot aliens? Nobody, because that’s not how the game works. And yet, here we are. This week, we tackle the issue of dumb adaptations with a bunch of projects that are theoretically in the pipeline, but really, never should be made.

You can turn the card over and look at the answers after the break.

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