Sean Lemme

I started blogging as a way to lazily pass my high school senior project and somehow I've kept doing it for more than half my life

Criterion Month Day 26: Drive My Car

Drive My Car (2021)

I take solace in knowing that even among cinephiles, my aversion to three hour movies is not unique. Whatever mental barrier there is that stops me from just watching Criterion movies every night all year long is 10 times stronger when it comes to these big boys. And that’s in spite of the fact that some of my all-time favorite movies being super long! I’m sure right around the time Drive My Car got a limited release I was busy finding ways to justify not watching The Beatles: Get Back every night. So long movies are hard to approach. What I need to remind myself is that, once you’re in there, long movies can suck you into them and you don’t even feel the time anymore. And Ryusuke Hamaguchi is one of the best directors to prove that point.

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Criterion Month Day 23: Infernal Affairs II

Infernal Affairs II (2003)

When I found out there was an Infernal Affairs II, my first thought was, “Really? A sequel? Isn’t that like trying to add more water to an already perfect cup of instant noodles?” I mean, the original film wrapped up tighter than a mob boss’s alibi, so I wasn’t exactly sure what more could be said. And after seeing how Martin Scorsese did his American Idol version of the first movie with The Departed, I wasn’t sure how Infernal Affairs II could top that. You know, aside from the fact that Infernal Affairs had already topped it by existing first. But hey, when Andrew Lau Wai-keung and Alan Mak are behind the camera again, you have to give it a shot, right? So, armed with popcorn and skepticism, I dove in.

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Criterion Month Day 20: The Heroic Trio

The Heroic Trio (1993)

Speaking of Maggie Cheung, The Heroic Trio. This would have absolutely been in my catalogue of tapes I watched on repeat as a kid if I had known about it, as The Heroic Trio feels tonally right at home with the like of Paul W. S. Anderson’s Mortal Kombat and Schumacher’s Batman movies. Instead I watched it for the first time as a grown up who is still pretty passionate about super hero action fantasy and even more enthusiastic about the careers of Maggie Cheung and Michelle Yeoh. But this is a trio and Anita Mui is a bit more of a mystery to me, I’ve only seen her in a couple great Jack Chan movies before. After seeing The Heroic Trio, I’ve gotta wonder if maybe I have another actor’s filmography I now need to explore?

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Criterion Month Day 18: As Tears Go By

As Tears Go By (1988)

It’s the height of the Hong Kong film industry and screenwriter Wong Kar-wai has been given his first chance at directing a feature. Thanks to John Woo, gangster movies are all the rage and Wong has an idea that will make his picture unique: he’ll focus on young, unaccomplished gangsters instead of grizzled badasses. A story about a young man who’s caught between a blossoming romance and his hotheaded partner. Basically he’s remaking Mean Streets but that’s not important right now. What you need to know is that, for a while, As Tears Go By doesn’t feel particularly remarkable. And then, at about the halfway point, this happens:

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Criterion Month Day 17: Wings of Desire

Wings of Desire (1987)

Wings of Desire is a low-key metaphysical meditation on urban loneliness that kept surprising me. Not because of its novel storytelling or its “stunning tapestry of sounds and images” (thanks official Criterion description) but little funny things that I probably should have known about going in. For instance, Peter Falk is in this as himself. An actor shows up on a movie set in Berlin and people call him Colombo and yep, that’s Peter Falk. Later, we find out that Peter Falk, the real human actor who lived in our world from 1927 to 2011, is a former angel who decided to become a mortal man. That’s a big swing! And just one more thing, Wings of Desire ends on a “To be continued.” Did you know this? I’ve always known there was an America remake that inexplicably pairs up Nicolas Cage and Meg Ryan, but somehow I never noticed that Wim Wenders made a sequel in 1993 called Faraway, So Close! We live in a joyous world full of discoveries to make.

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Criterion Month Day 15: After Hours

After Hours (1985)

It’s satisfying to find any connective tissue that exists between our Criterion Month selections, especially well after we’ve drafted them. So imagine my delight when a very particular line in the middle of After Hours triggered me, and I went on Wikipedia and found, against all odds, that one of the inspirations for this movie was The Trial by Franz Kafka, the film adaption of which I just posted about. You see, in After Hours there’s a scene where Paul (Griffin Dunne) is trying to get into a club and its bouncer (Clarence Felder) won’t tell him why he’s not being allowed in. Paul offers the bouncer a bribe and he takes it but claims its only because he doesn’t want Paul to feel he “left anything untried.” That is a direct reference to “Before the Law” from The Trial (and specifically the wording from Welles’ version), a reference Scorsese included because he believed Kafka’s parable reflected his own frustration with trying to get The Last Temptation of Christ made. Fuckin’ A, right?

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Criterion Month Day 9: Ebirah, Horror of the Deep

Ebirah, Horror of the Deep (1966)

The only HOTD I’m interested in this summer is Ebirah, Horror of the Deep! That wasn’t always the title to the seventh film in the Godzilla franchise, which is known in Japan as “Godzilla, Ebirah, Mothra: Big Duel in the South Seas.” But you might know it better as “Godzilla vs. the Sea Monster,” the American version of the movie from 1968. It’s that release that eventually became an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000, the only time Big Green got the MST3K treatment. Which makes sense, Godzilla fighting a giant lobster doesn’t sound as interesting as a three-headed dragon or a very large moth. But does this HOTD warrant a second look? Or is it just see-food?

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