Sean Lemme

I started blogging as a way to lazily pass my high school senior project and somehow I've kept doing it for more than half my life

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The Lego Movie

It seems like the logical next step. The Lego Company had already conquered the fun-for-everyone toy market. They had already turned every franchise under the sun into somewhat positively received video games. It was time to make a movie. But man, that’s a pretty tricky next step. After all, how could you possibly make Lego, on its own, into a movie and not have it feel like a 90 minute commercial? By making the movie about attacking the core conceit behind the product.

Soon-to-be biggest movie star in the word Chris Pratt stars as Emmet, the plainest and most ordinary minifig in the whole Lego world. He’s happy living by the rules and laws set in place by President Business (Will Ferrell) until he meets Wyldstyle (Elizabeth Banks) and accidentally finds himself on the run when he gets Piece of Resistance stuck on his back. As he learns about President Business’ nefarious plans, he also discovers that you don’t have to follow the rules as he meets up with the master builders, including Vitruvius (Morgan Freeman) and Batman (Will Arnett).

That, to me, is the weirdest part of the movie. Lego’s entire business model is selling pre-packaged kits. The only reason I made original things is because I would build things, they’d break, and we’d throw the pieces into a communal Lego bin. When I went to the store to buy Legos, it was to buy specific kits, not just a collection of assorted bricks. I mean hell, look at what gets marketed, it’s always the kits. Even the video games are all about cross-marketing a franchise and Lego. People buy Lego Star Wars, not Let’s Go Build, You Know, Whatever, with Legos.

In effect, The Lego Movie is telling kids not to go buy more Lego kits, but to go home and build something new out of what they’ve already got. And that’s a really neat message for a movie like this to have – it’s kind of the same message Toy Story had. That the whole narrative is kind of invalidated by some bold, and perhaps poor, narrative choices in the last act doesn’t take away from that. And to be honest, it doesn’t invalidate how fun the rest of the movie is either.

Let me be clear, this is some fast-paced shit. Kids these days, they want a fucking ride. There is always a lot going on the screen, keeping every moment exciting and colorful and maybe a little overstimulated. I’m not really sure how much of this is stop-motion and how much is CG, but I can say the movie looks really good. I guess that’s a testament to the work done here that I can’t see the difference. The Lego Movie is action-packed and when they’re not racing, fighting, or exploding, you can bet they’re making jokes.

Probably my greatest personal joy watching The Lego Movie is its sense of humor. There are a lot of pop culture references, all of which I got, which seems kind of weird since I wouldn’t place myself exactly in the target demographic for this movie, but whatever. But there’s a lot more to the comedy than that, and I especially enjoyed the gags that pointed out the reality of the story being played out by toys. What can I say, this was the most fun I’ve had with Legos since Lego Rock Band.

T3 74: Top 10 Directors Who Should Quit

Now that America has caught up to – and maybe even surpassed – us on anti-Shia LaBeouf sentiment, we return to the well of unfair criticism with a list of directors who just aren’t doing it for us. Maybe they’re just hacks, maybe they’ve been screwed over by the studios, maybe they were once great and lost the touch – this week we don’t care. All we do is ask that they stop. Please. For America. Although, last time we were pretty wrong about Matthew McConaughey… I wonder if someone one this list is similarly charmed.

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Pitching Tents 03: Sports

It’s the long-awaited return of Pitching Tents, just in time for the big game! This week on the show we come up with our best ideas for a movie about sports. Not just football, that would have been too constraining. I mean, if we had done football, would we have really done another show for baseball? Basketball? Hockey? Probably not, right? We’ve only managed to do like three of these so far. No reason to be so limiting this early on. Anyway, go Seattle gridiron football team who legally I’m not sure I can write about or mention online without paying somebody something!

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T3 73: Our Top Anticipated Movies of 2014

It wouldn’t be fun if it was easy and that’s never been truer than this week on T3, when we battle technical problems and the very limits of our bodies to make a new episode for you. Yeah, sounds pretty exciting, doesn’t it? Like you can’t wait to hear it? Like you feel like you’ve been hearing how great this episode is for such a long time that you can’t wait to finally get your hands on it? We get the feeling. That’s why this week, John and Sean bring you their top 10 most anticipated movies of the year. Also, Colin lists his least anticipated movies, because we’re mean sometimes too.

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Sean’s Top 10 Video Games of 2013

Looks like I have the honor of putting the final nail in last year’s coffin. Video game historians will probably remember 2013 as a year of the new technology, with a news cycle was dominated by PS4s, Xbox Ones, 2DSs, Ouyas, Steam Machines, Occulous Rifts, and more. For a lot of people, myself included, the PC had become the dominant platform over the last few years, as a tired console generation led to fewer exclusives and PC ports that were straight-up better than the console versions. But the knowledge that this would be the last year people really cared about their PS3s and 360s did let some developers cash in on some awesome ideas while everyone was started focusing their attention on the future. Let me show you some of my favorite games from last year.

As far as honorable mentions go, there’s a lot that I still haven’t played that I’d like to – these lists would be way easier to do in like early March. So Tearaway, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Forza Motorsport 5, Shadow Warrior, Ni No Kuni, Metro: Last Light, The Wonderful 101, and Fire Emblem Awakening, I’m sorry I either didn’t play you or didn’t play you nearly enough to really know how I feel. There were also two really terrific series relaunches early last year that I thought were great; DmC and Tomb Raider. Oh, and two sequels caught me off guard with their quality, Dead Rising 3 and Dead Space 3. Those sure sound like video games, don’t they?
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T3 72: Top 10 Movies of 2013

Talk about the ultimate Grudge Match! There are no ties this week as only three Warm Bodies show up to host our last 2013 wrap-up podcast. And, boy, we sure do bring The Heat and sling the Mud this week. When we kicked it into Turbo, I’m surprised World War Z didn’t break out during our discussion. Man, what a Rush! I feel like I could take on 47 Ronin! But you know, that’s just us, we keep things Fast and Furious 6 over on T3. Oh, and sorry this is a day late, but I mean, what am I, Oz the Great and Powerful?

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Sean’s Top 10 Movies of 2013

Every year I go see a bunch of movies in theaters, and the narrative basically goes like this: hit-or-miss action movies and comedies for almost the whole year, and then an intense cram session of all the depressing, critically-acclaimed movies in the last month or two. It must be nice to get screeners or live in New York or Los Angeles. At least things seem to be getting better, with Redbox, Netflix, and other on-demand streaming solutions starting to get smaller movies earlier and earlier, it’s becoming possible to catch up on indies, documentaries, and foreign films before the year is even over. Still, there’s a lot I wish I got to see in 2013, particularly The Act of Killing, which sounds amazing, and Upstream Color, which has been in my Netflix queue forever.

As far as honorable mentions, there are almost too many to count. Neither The Wolf of Wall Street nor American Hustle made my list, although they surely will deservedly win many awards from credible outlets. There were a few smaller films that I really liked, such as Enough Said, Frances Ha, Blue Jasmine, and Side Effects, which could have easily ended up on the back part of this list. There were some good big movies too, like The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, but they weren’t quite up for the list. Also, there’s an awesome Chinese movie on Netflix called Drug War that I really recommend, it’s pretty awesome; like The Wire if it was an amped up, melodramatic action movie. My list, my choices!
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