Sean Lemme

I started blogging as a way to lazily pass my high school senior project and somehow I've kept doing it for more than half my life

The Big Hurt

The Big Short

You might have forgotten that The Other Guys was as much about the Bernie Madoff Ponzi scheme, Goldman Sachs, AIG, and the financial crisis as it was The Rock jumping off a building. But if you remembered that, maybe you’re not surprised that when Adam McKay decided to try making a movie without Will Ferrell, he went back to the madness that was 2008. It’s clearly something he’s passionate about. The question is: why aren’t more of us?

The Big Short tells the story of three groups of people that were able to make enormous profits directly from the financial crisis. Not just at the same time, but by actually betting the American economy will fail. That’s a thing you can do, apparently, bet everything will fall apart and make a fortune. What’s even more troubling is that these characters are clearly the heroes, as they foresee the problems that Wall Street created, the government turned a blind eye to, and most of us gleefully embraced.

Michael Burry (Christian Bale) is the first to realize the precarious nature of the housing market, he starts steering his hedge fund into it, against pretty much everyone’s wishes. News of this reaches Jared Vennett (Ryan Gosling), who does his own research and comes to the same conclusion. He teams up with another hedge fund, this one run by Mark Baum (Steve Carell), unable to resist a chance at being right and being rich. Lastly there are a couple of eager young investors played by John Magaro and Finn Wittrock who are trying to make a name for themselves by betting on the bad outcomes most people hope won’t happen. Those two team up with the retired Ben Rickert (Brad Pitt) and get started on making some real money.

While not technically a comedy (although it would probably qualify by Golden Globe rules), The Big Short is still an Adam McKay movie and thus still highly entertaining. A lot of the movie is these hedge fund guys meeting with bankers and then just being absolutely shocked and appalled about not only what the banks are getting away with, but with how profoundly shitty these people are. Max Greenfield shows up to play a broker who doesn’t have any idea what he’s doing, but is making a pretty penny selling real estate to recent immigrants and strippers, for example. And when dry concepts need to be explained, McKay finds… compelling… ways to make you pay attention.

The one thing that I worry about in The Big Short is it’s pretty intense focus on vilifying the banks. Not that the banks aren’t villains, everything that happened is their fault and they were and are full of people that are super easy to righteously hate. But they got away with it by taking advantage of the government (with aggressive lobbying) and the American public (by praying on our narcissism and ignorance). Deeper than that, even, is the idea of never-ending greed, the constant desire that plagues so many of us, which McKay dares not really touch on at all. After all the main characters are all trying to make money too, and so is Paramount, the big, giant company that paid for this movie.

With the recent hullabaloo about the gargantuan lottery winnings, it’s important to remember that for a lot of people, the American dream will always just be a dream. The Big Short is about one of the biggest bets in history, one made by people who were already for the most part well off. There is no real rags to riches story here, and there’s hardly even a riches to rags aspect. Wall Street and wealthy people, as always, live in a different world than the rest of us. The real lesson of The Big Short is that nobody paid for creating the biggest economic downturn of our lifetimes. A few people got rich, everyone else got bailed out. Seriously, nobody paid. Except for us, if you didn’t notice.

Hateful Great

The Hateful Eight

A few years ago some bloggers thought it would be cool to share the script of Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight online, which was such a dick move the writer/director said he wanted to abandon the project. Eventually he decided to stage a reading with some of his favorite actors, and that could have been it. The Hateful Eight is very theatrical, the closest Tarantino has ever gotten to a play, so that probably would have been an acceptable end of the road. Instead, he decided to make it into a lavish cinematic event.

So, yes, we did go see The Hateful Eight roadshow, which meant I saw it on 70mm film, got a little souvenir booklet with a Tim Roth centerfold, and enjoyed an overture, intermission, and some additional footage. It’s possible all those factors made the movie seem better than it actually is, but then again I also paid almost $20 for my ticket and expected my money’s worth, so who knows?

The real interesting thing about The Hateful Eight‘s presentation is that it is one of Tarantino’s least sprawling movies, rivalling Reservoir Dogs for largest portion of the movie set in one location. In this case, that setting is a cabin in Wyoming in the middle of a blizzard. You get to know this space pretty well over the movie’s epic runtime, and it’s a testament to the director’s skill in staging and composition that I never grew tired of the various conversations and hijinks staged within. Also the writing, but that’s kind of a given at this point.

John Ruth (Kurt Russell) is a bounty hunter bringing in Daisy Domergue (Jennifer Jason Leigh) to hang in the town of Red Rock. On his journey, he runs into a fellow bounty hunter (Samuel L. Jackson) and a supposed sheriff (Walton Goggins) before they take shelter in a lodge while the blizzard bears down on them. There we meet the other bastards who are also stuck waiting out the storm, and the game is afoot: are some of them hoping to steal Ruth’s bounty? Are some of them in league with Domergue? I mean, probably, right?

On our way home from the theater, it dawned on me that The Hateful Eight was sort of Tarantino’s way to stretching the best parts of The Thing into a western. It’s got the isolated, claustrophobic setting, complete with the unrelenting cold of winter outside. Basically the whole movie is the infamous blood testing scene, as Ruth tries to determine who he can trust and who he should fear, just like Russell did as MacReady in that 1982 film. There are more similarities, but that would require spoiling stuff, so I’ll just keep thinking myself quite clever.

But I will say that if the movie had a weakness, it’s that Tarantino ended up going with kind of the expected Tarantino ending with plenty of horrific, gratuitous violence. I’m not sure this movie deserved that and it comes at the expense of more character development, which was so much of what I liked about The Hateful Eight. Despite the implications of the movie’s title, I kind of hoped there would be some redemption here. But, as they say, haters gonna hate.

Carol of the Bells

Carol

The most surprising thing to me about Todd Hayne’s Carol is that it is a pretty faithful adaptation of a book from 1952 called The Price of Salt. It is a lesbian pulp fiction novel written by Patricia Highsmith, who also wrote Strangers on a Train and faced struggles because of her own sexuality. According to Wikipedia, she was also a bit of a drunk, a racist, and an anti-semite. She sounds pretty intense, but the rough edges of that author are far removed from this film.

It’s Christmas 1952 and Therese Belivet (Rooney Mara, having recovered from Pan) is working in one of the giant New York department stores that seem to show up in every yuletide movie set in this period. Therese, like every single person in their twenties, is trying to figure out how her life should go and is deeply unsure of her current state. She wants to be a photographer, but isn’t really pursuing that in a meaningful way. She has a nice boyfriend (Jake Lacy), but she doesn’t want to go all the way and she really doesn’t want to talk about his idea of a long trip to Europe. Then one day she meets Carol.

Carol, as played by Cate Blanchett, is an older woman who we soon will find is going through a divorce with her husband Harge (Kyle Chandler), leaving her similarly listless and lonely. Therese is immediately drawn to Carol and the two eventually strike up a friendship. But as things get more intense, their relationship begins to face the realities of the fifties, which are even harsher than the ones shown in that other romantic movie that people liked this year, Brooklyn.

I have seen director Todd Haynes’ film Far From Heaven and it’s hard to not see the similarities between these two movies. Working from a script by Phyllis Nagy (who wrote another Patricia Highsmith adaptation, The Talented Mr. Ripley), Haynes does an amazing job recreating the feel of fifties melodramas while telling a story that would be shocking back then but is insanely tame by modern standards. Both romances feature an older woman who is scorned by a husband who is less upset about their marriage falling apart than he is about his own masculinity being challenged. Both are really good.

I think I’ll take well-acted melodrama over subtle innuendo most of the time, and Mara, Blanchett, and Chandler are some of my favorite actors. Rooney Mara brings a tenderness to Therese that I didn’t know she had in her after seeing her play more calculating characters in The Social Network, Side Effects, and Her. Kyle Chandler captures the intense self-hatred of Harge, clearly a man without much experience not getting his way. Cate Blanchett, as always, demands your attention whenever she’s on screen. For the movie to work we have to fall for her mysterious allure, and I’ll be damned if I wasn’t hooked after her very first scene.

Carol is simply, elegantly, a story about about two people who can’t resist each other. In dabbles into the differences between romantic love, platonic love, and maternal love, but it’s overwhelmingly a story about two people who have had a bunch of obstacles thrown in their way for stupid reasons. And the most melancholy thing about that is we know that for these two, there would be no hope of true acceptance. In 1952 a woman could hardly wear pants, there was still a long, hard fight for acceptance ahead. Does that make their love futile, or does it simply remind us that true love is something worth fighting for?

T3 96: Top 10 TV Shows of 2015

Funnily enough, even though all three of us wrote about being totally overwhelmed by the increasing quantity of quality TV shows last year, our three lists weren’t that different. Between John, Colin, and myself, less than 20 shows were honored with top 10 spots. Maybe it’s not surprising that three guys who have been friends almost their entire lives have similar tastes, but it’s a shame great shows like Veep and Inside Amy Schumer didn’t even get to be part of the conversation. What conversation? Why our overall top 10, silly. Take a listen!

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Sean’s Top 10 TV Shows of 2015

I think there was some real fear in 2015 that the golden age of television was going to end. After all, we were losing Justified, Parks and Rec, Mad Men, Key & Peele, probably Community, and even The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. But holy shit did I have a hard time choosing just 10 shows to celebrate come the end of 2015, and that’s just among the shows I watch. There are probably a dozen other shows I know I would like that I haven’t watched yet, like that damn Mr. Robot, so yeah, TV is still pretty good.
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RIP David Bowie

David Bowie was never irrelevant. That’s the one silver lining I can find for his untimely death at 69; that he died having just released a new album to critical acclaim and popularity. He went out on top. But he was always going to go out on top, because David Bowie pretty much defined what the top was for the last 40 years. That’s what I mean when I say he was never irrelevant.

It’s shown in the outpouring of grief and support we’ve seen since the announcement was made – Bowie had made an incredible impact on all sorts of people. Some people remember the fun dance music. Some people looked for new meaning in the rock music. Many are analyzing his recent alt rock work, especially the new Blackstar, which is now so clearly his fond farewell to all of us. I bet somebody’s playing Tin Machine.

He was bigger than the music, of course. How many will be watching Labyrinth tonight? Or The Man Who Fell to Earth? Maybe even The Prestige. He played himself amusingly in Zoolander and that Ricky Gervais show Extras. Not to mention parodies of him in shows like The Venture Bros. and references like that episode of Friends when Chandler sings “Space Oddity.” Seu Jorge’s covers of Bowie songs in The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou make one of the best movie soundtracks ever. He was everything, everywhere.

Guys, I’m just lost here. This wasn’t supposed to happen. That new album just came out. It was just his birthday. KEXP just got finished playing Bowie all day. He was supposed to guest star on Hannibal and in the second Guardians of the Galaxy movie… Damnit.

I’ve never really wondered why I was such a David Bowie fan until now. I guess part of it is because he was such a big part of making “weird” cool. Bowie’s androgyny and bisexuality were emphasized, not downplayed. He sang about being a kook and not fitting in and all the things you hate about yourself as a kid and learn to love again as an adult. It’s been hard for me to admit that I relate to those struggles too, but then again I’ve always had this music.

I’m really struggling to write this post, I’m not sure I’ve got anything insightful for you. I did a retrospecticus on Bowie a few years ago, here’s part one. We did top 10 favorite songs of his too, here are mine, Colin’s, and John’s.

David Bowie was one of the most prolific artists of the last century and I’ll miss him very much.

The Fourth Annual Mildly Pleased Awards

We’re all varying degrees of sports fans here at Mildly Pleased, let me tell you how 2015 went for us. In football, the Seahawks finished a great 2014 season with an amazing run in the playoffs followed by 99% of a great Super Bowl, lost in the end by a questionable play call that will reverberate pangs of regret through all Seattleites’ hearts for years to come. In baseball, the Mariners seemed poised for a redemption year after some clutch pre-season signings and then went on to betray that hype and have one of the most depressingly disappointing seasons in franchise history. I don’t care about the Sounders and we don’t have an NHL or NBA team.

That’s the kind of worldview you get at the Mildly Pleased Awards, one of people so accustomed to disappointment and failure that even glimpses of hope sometimes need to be cherished. We’re not looking for the best or the greatest, we’re just looking for something that’s OK. Something that’s a little better than average. Something that you can walk out of the theater or whatever and respond, when your friend asks you what you thought about it, “that was mildly pleasing.” That is our battle cry.

Viral Video Nominees
Guy slipping on ice for 9 seconds
Guy annoys girlfriend with puns at Ikea
Amazon vs. Walmart
Nice, Ron
Smells Like Teen Shovel

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