John Otteni

I made a mockumentary about hunting vampires

Under Pressure

Brian Wilson – No Pier Pressure

The Beethoven of the beach, the poet of the summer, there are many honorary titles to which you could bestow upon the legendary Brian Wilson. An innovator in pop music and a beautiful soul, if not a tortured one, there will only ever be one Brian Wilson. In his long tenure with The Beach Boys, Wilson redefined the modern pop song. Songs didn’t have to just be about love anymore. They could be about God and man, or vibrations, they could be miniature symphonies blasting out of your dashboard. There were no rules, just music. But after so many years of writing and recording, not to mention a few nervous breakdowns, does Wilson still have a voice in today’s musical landscape? Let’s find out in my review of Wilson’s last album from earlier this year, No Pier Pressure.

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Crimson and Cliffs of Dover

Crimson Peak

I realized I forgot to review Crimson Peak. Well, technically I didn’t because I’m reviewing it right now. It’s not a difficult film to forget, which seemed to be the consensus at the box office. Guillermo del Toro is like Hollywood’s ghost. Some have heard of him, few have ever seen him (his films) and even fewer believe. I believe.

Few filmmakers are around today, making the kinds of stylish fantasy films with the amount of passion and detail as del Toro. Few filmmakers have as much fun. This is the man who made Pacific Rim, a $190 million excuse for a grown man to play with toys. Who wouldn’t want to play along? Yet soulless, boring movies like Transformers: Continental Drift are the “films” people see. Why does mainstream America avoid del Toro like the bubonic plague? Are his films too weird? Too gross? Not enough single dads with hot daughters? Maybe everyone is scared. No one likes to say they believe in ghosts, and yet many of us believe.

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Shocktober Day 30: A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night

A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)

I’m not sure if A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night is a horror movie. Then again, I’m not sure if its a drama, a romance, or a western either. A Girl Walks Home is such a smorgasbord of styles and ideas it might be all of those things. This is what makes it such a unique experience. Did I also mention it’s a B&W American film set in Iran and filmed completely in Persian? How could you not want to see it?

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Stream Police Ep. 20: Goosebumps

Listeners, beware, you’re in for a scare!!! Just in time for Halloween, Michael and John discuss five essential Goosebumps episodes along with other favorites in this spooktacular edition of Stream Police. Join them as they struggle to remember the plots to a program intended for children and delve into the mind of R.L. “Spooky Spider” Stine. Happy haunting!

Shocktober Day 29: Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo Night

Paranormal Activity 2: Tokyo Night

I’ve spent a lot of time this month talking about the invasion of Japanese ghost movies in the 1990s and 2000s. Though most of these led to underwhelming U.S. remakes, The Ring being the exception, and at the time the future of American horror films looked bleak. Then, in 2009 Paranormal Activity introduced the world to a new breed of horror film. Found footage had already been popularized by films like The Blair Witch Project, but never had the fear felt this close to home. I’m talking about the fear of an unknown entity in the very place we believe to be safe, at home. Whether or not its ghosts, we’ve all felt this uncertainty in the late hours of the night. In fact, this fear is so universal Paranormal Activity received the same treatment as so many of the Japanese ghost stories proceeding it. A remake.

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Shocktober Day 28: Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale

Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (2010)

I don’t know about you, but I find it annoying how at the tale end of October stores put up Christmas crap. Just today I saw a display of advent calendars next to a bunch of pumpkin tote bags. It looked terrible. Can we not wait another month? At least let one Holiday have its moment. Sometimes I think there’s a war on Halloween! It’s like Christmas is some bully who always gets what it wants.

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Shocktober Day 27: Trollhunter

Trollhunter (2010)

Another one from the folksy heart of Norway. I give you Scandinavia’s answer to Cloverfield, Trolljegeren aka “Troll Hunter,” is despite its terrible SyFy Channel sounding name, one of the most exciting films ever made in the world of found footage. The suspense is palpable as we follow the routines of gruesome behemoths and even learn a little bit about Norwegian folklore along the way.

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