Sean Lemme

I started blogging as a way to lazily pass my high school senior project and somehow I've kept doing it for more than half my life

Pitching Tents 14: Scary (Featuring Paul Otteni!)

We interrupt your usual Shocktober coverage with… Well actually this fits in pretty well with those posts. Because after months, years, a lifetime of watching horror movies, us here at Mildly Pleased have a pretty good idea of what the market’s like, and what the market lacks. So come down into our deep, dusty dungeon for a delightful discussion of four freaky films that don’t exist yet, but someday could. What a disturbing thought!

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Shocktober Day 20: The Devil’s Backbone

The Devil’s Backbone (2001)

It’s really too bad Guillermo del Toro didn’t get to make those Hobbit movies. That’s kind of been the trajectory of his career lately, as he had to walk away from that big franchise, then his game was cancelled, then Pacific Rim 2 was put on the shelf and Hellboy 3 will still probably never happen. Apparently studios or executives or somebody doesn’t trust del Toro with big budgets anymore. This is tragic, because I can think of few other directors who have such respect and reverence for their material. And no one does a dark fairy tale better.
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Shocktober Day 17: Perfect Blue

Perfect Blue (1997)

Maybe I was always going to love whatever the next movie I watched after Twilight was, but damn, dude. Damn! I’ve been wanting to check out the works of Satoshi Kon for a long time, particularly Paprika, and now it’s become important I do so once we’re done with Shocktober. At only 87 minutes, Perfect Blue never had a chance to do anything but lock me into its twisted world. Really, the biggest caveat I can think of is that it’s hard to convince other people to watch an anime, even if it’s a stand-alone compl–I mean movie.
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T3 95: Top 10 Fruit

I had myself a little brush with death this week. At the very beginning of my morning commute, I got t-boned. It’s kind of hard to process, but I’m OK, the other driver’s OK, both our cars are only a little messed up. Events like this are supposed to make you think, right? Maybe I should be doing more with my life. Maybe instead of spending my time recording podcasts with my friends about the best snacks or breakfast cereals, I should do something that really matters. Something that’s healthy and important. Like talk about the top 10 kinds of fruit. Yeah, that’s what life’s all about.

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Shocktober Day 6: Eyes Without a Face

Eyes Without a Face (1960)

The other day I was reading a comment thread on Reddit about some movie, and while this is not a course of action I would recommend to anyone, I somehow did find myself thinking deeply about a comment some jerk left. He brought up Citizen Kane and argued that modern audiences would not enjoy or even respond to the film because its technical achievements and narrative devices have become rote in the last seventy or so years. My initial reaction was “fuck you,” but I’ve been thinking about that in terms of trying to review older cinema. My dilemma is that I’m not sure if I should factor the impact a movie had into my musings. It’s not like I can put myself into the head space of audiences back then, or even anyone who isn’t exactly me right now. It’s something I like to call the “John Carter of Mars” effect. And it’s relevant when talking about Eyes Without a Face because its influence is so obvious.
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Mars and the Real Girl

The Martian

When astronaut Mark Watney (Matt Damon) wakes up after being impaled and left for dead on Mars, he has two choices: stay there and die or get to work on finding a way survive on the red planet. If he just laid there, he’d quickly run out of oxygen and his struggle would be over. His chances of being able to survive long enough for a rescue – which might not ever come – would be so low that it almost certainly isn’t worth all the pain and effort. You and I know there are those two choices, but to Watney there was only one: live.

It’s been another rough week for America, as more innocent people were killed in horrific tragedies in Oregon and Afghanistan; tragedies that are so frustrating because they are familiar now. Mass shootings and drone strikes have become the norm. It feels like there’s nothing we can do about them anymore, they’re a fact of life in the 21st century. People suck, right? Except they don’t. We live in the most peaceful period in human history. Homicide rates go down in America every year. Wonderful people do amazing, selfless things every day. That just doesn’t make good news.

My optimism for society is embodied by organizations like NASA, which is why I was so delighted to see such a pro-NASA, pro-mankind movie like The Martian. When NASA finds out that Watney survived, there isn’t even a conversation about the hundreds of millions of dollars it will cost to bring him home. Just like our favorite Martian, the scientists immediately get to work. In a scene I found particularly moving, an engineer is told he could help Watney, but at the cost of his life’s work. Since his project is classified, no one would ever know if he didn’t help. The man notes this before asking for NASA’s phone number in the same breath. Fucking yes.

The cast of The Martian is loaded down with stars, perhaps because who wouldn’t want to be in this year’s big space movie? After Gravity and Interstellar, this is definitely a thing. But this is Matt Damon’s show, and he lives up to the part. Watney is inspiring not only because of his indomitable spirit, but for his empathy and incorrigible sense of humor. At times it seems like he is more concerned with letting the crew know they did the right thing leaving him behind than the fact that he is stranded. It’s what made the book so easy to read and it works on film too.

Since this is one of the rare opportunities I’ve had to have seen a movie in theaters after reading the book, I will indulge in comparing the two. The film is mostly loyal to the text, mostly skipping over some chapters in favor of a more efficient, cinematic narrative. There are a few changes that felt extremely Hollywood to me, but maybe that wouldn’t have been the case if I hadn’t read the book first so now I’m screwed. Someone else see this and let me know what you thought about the ending.

Anyway, yeah. People, man. We’re cable of some great things. Just remember that the glass is half full. Watney never let himself think he was stranded on a planet that was trying to kill him. Instead, he focused on the fact that he had the skills and knowledge to survive, and billions of dollars of equipment from NASA to help him. You just have to take it one problem at a time.

Land of Wolves

Sicario

Sicario is amazingly easy to compare to other movies you might have already seen. Traffic, Zero Dark Thirty, even something like The Kingdom touches on Sicario‘s story of naive American armed forces discovering the reality of the world. What makes this film stand out, then, is how it tells its story. So director Denis Villeneuve put his trust in a great cast, legendary cinematographer Roger Deakins, Steve McQueen’s go-to editor Joe Walker, and Icelandic composer Jóhann Jóhannsson to make something greater than just another procedural.

Kate (Emily Blunt) is an FBI SWAT agent who, along with her partner Reggie (Daniel Kaluuya), discover a house of (a couple dozen) corpses in Arizona. This discovery gets Kate teamed up with an enigmatic DoD adviser (Josh Brolin) and his stoic partner Alejandro (Benicio del Toro), as they offer her a chance to really make a difference in the war with Mexican drug cartels. That’s about all they tell her though, and things get really messed up pretty much from the get-go.

So here’s what I’ll say about Sicario: it’s a movie about tension. Not just that conventional “somebody’s trying to kill someone” tension, although there’s a lot of that, but the strain between allies who don’t get along. People trying to work together while simultaneously withholding as much information as possible. Pretty much every scene is about someone trying to get a question answered. The four central characters are constantly, frustratedly asking something that the others can’t or won’t explain. And it seems like every other character in the movie is just there to interrogate or be interrogated by the others.

Those unanswered questions highlight the overwhelming futility of the actions these characters take. The promise to finally make a real difference is what draws Kate to this operation, but as she sees what change actually looks like, she might not be able to handle it. There are big forces at work, bigger forces than a single person could ever take on. The war on drugs is not a war you can ever win.

Roger Deakins does some absolutely incredible work in Sicario, you should see this film on a big damn screen. There are several long helicopter shots that do an amazing job giving you a feel for the vastness of places like Juarez and how tiny and vulnerable our team is there. In the face of such an insurmountable problem, how could they make a difference? Later in the movie is a sequence at night shot partially with night and thermal vision that’s so great it will make you wonder if other cinematographers just aren’t trying hard enough.

This was a movie that I enjoyed for all the reasons I have trouble writing about in a review. It was full of wonderful sights and sounds and feelings. That’s not to say Sicario has a weak script, just that the script’s greatest strengths were in creating memorable set pieces and symbols – some of which are a little too heavy-handed for my taste (I did not especially like the last few shots). A lot of the conversation has focused on the cast too, particularly Benicio del Toro and the way he takes over the movie in the second half. That’s fair too, it’s a great cast, but I don’t think that’s the reason to see this movie. No, Sicario is out there to remind us of the craft of filmmaking. And it does it incredibly well.