Colin Wessman

I love those oldies and hoagies, give me some beefcakes and cheesesteaks

Shocktober Day 15: “Haunting of Taylor House”

Home Improvement – “Haunting of Taylor House”

Season 2, Episode 6
Airdate:
October 28, 1992

I do not have a ton of nostalgia for Home Improvement or Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor, but this episode did bring me a comforting sense of nostalgia nonetheless. For as many hokey jokes you see here and there, there is something about this episode that feels very close to a kind of middle-class suburban version of Halloween that I remember as a kid. I wouldn’t say this is a great episode of television or anything, but it does capture the harmless fun of Halloween quite nicely. I’d say the low stakes comedy of Home Improvement feels pretty well-suited for a holiday where both kids and their parents get to embrace their inner trickster.

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The Pick: The Dead Zone

The ice is gonna break on this episode of The Pick! As this episode makes clear, we’d really like it if this line from the 1983 adaptation of Stephen King’s The Dead Zone became a classic movie line. So what better way for that to happen than more people being aware of this movie? It may not be the flashiest movie in David Cronenberg’s filmography, but it’s certainly a solid one that we have a pretty good time talking about. Much like this film’s brand of horror, we try to keep our Christopher Walken impressions restrained, but sometimes the ice just has to break.

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Shocktober Day 8: The Flintstones Meet Rockula and Frankenstone

The Flintstones Meet Rockula and Frankenstone

Airdate: October 30, 1979

Look, I don’t need to pretend that I put a lot of thought into picking this Flintstones special to review, since this year was more about having fun with Shocktober. I basically just chose The Flintstones Meet Rockula and Frankenstone because of its silly title. So it should come as no surprise that I more or less got what I was asking for here. It’s a special that feels a little lazy and a little too removed from The Flintstones early ’60s heyday, but it’s still a little amusing to watch these characters get into some by-the-numbers Halloween hijinks. To quote many a prehistoric bird, it’s a living.

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Shocktober Day 5: “The Headless Horseman of Halloween”

The Scooby-Doo Show – “The Headless Horseman of Halloween”

Season 1, Episode 5
Airdate: October 9, 1976

Much like the entire run of The Addams Family, you could say that basically any episode of one of the various Scooby-Doo cartoons from the ’70s is spooky enough to feel like a Halloween episode. Perhaps it says something that The Munsters never even had a Halloween episode, since doing a Halloween episode of a show that’s basically already Halloween-themed is a bit redundant. Still, this was the first of several “official” Halloween episodes and specials to take place in the Scooby-Doo-niverse (sorry), though unsurprisingly there isn’t all that much in this episode that’s different from the tried-and-true formula of a Scooby-Doo episode. Regardless, it’s been god knows how many years since I’ve watched an episode of Scooby-Doo, so it was still kinda fun to watch these meddling kids solve a mystery. Continue reading

The Pick: The Lost Boys

There’s absolutely nothing interesting going on in the news right now, so why don’t you treat your ears to a couple of friends talking about sexy teen vampires? In addition to the vampires, the boys spend a lot of time talking about the sweaty sax man that you can never unsee after watching The Lost Boys. Additionally, we discuss how this film was one of the first movies to bring vampires into the modern age and we also spend a lot more time talking about McDonald’s than you’d expect.

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Shocktober Day 2: It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

Airdate: October 27, 1966

So… today was a crazy day. I don’t know how much enthusiasm I’ll have for writing about a 50-year-old children’s Halloween special, but we’ll see. If anything, watching It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown was a pretty relaxing trip back to childhood to provide a little bit of comfort after a day that felt a bit surreal.

I say that the Peanuts transports me back to childhood not only because it’s about the comical melancholy of being a kid, but also because I have a few various memories of Peanuts from my own childhood. First, of reruns of the cartoon being aired occasionally (possibly on Nickelodeon?) as well as their presence in the comics section of the newspaper (remember those?) and experiencing the Camp Snoopy theme park at the Mall of America during my summers in Minnesota. In recent years, the Peanuts property I’ve returned to the most is the soundtrack to A Charlie Brown Christmas (as well as that special), though I do have a vague memory of watching It’s The Great Pumpkin on TV as a kid. Upon revisiting it, I was glad to see it has about the same high level of charm as everything else in the Peanuts universe.

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Shocktober Day 1: “Halloween With The Addams Family”

The Addams Family – “Halloween With The Addams Family”

Season 1, Episode 7
Airdate: October 30, 1964

Welcome to the first entry in this year’s Shocktober, in which we’ll be looking back at a bunch of Halloween episodes of TV shows! It seems like it’ll be a mix of shows or specials the three of us are familiar with or ones where we have all but a vague idea of what we’re getting into. Personally, I’m just looking forward to some spooky TV hijinks to distract me from the real-life horrors of the upcoming election.

The Addams Family seemed like a great place to start for this year, since they are altogether ooky (in addition to being spooky). They also seemed like a good choice for one of these theme months we do, which tend to see us watching things that we’re not all that familiar with. Because even though I have a general idea of what The Addams Family’s deal is, I haven’t spent really any time with their ’60s TV show or their somewhat beloved movies from the ’90s. In fact, I didn’t even know that The Addams Family TV show wasn’t the origin of their long-running status as America’s most famous goth family, as they actually originated with Charles Addams New Yorker comics that started in the ’30s. Continue reading