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Makin’ Corpses


I couldn’t be more excited for Halloween falling on a friday this year and I hope everyone has a ghoulishly grand evening, but let me remind you that October 31st isn’t just a day of candy and costumes, why it also happens to be the anniversary of one of this world’s most sick and twisted inhabitants. Rising from the murky bays of San Francisco 45 years ago today, it’s Rob Schneider’s birthday and that means no one’s safe… But don’t let it get you down because he feeds on human tears and we don’t want him growing any stronger. Times have been good lately with Rob’s latest movie Big Stan being delayed until early 2009, but who knows how long we can truly be safe. It could be any day now that he could make another Deuce Bigalow, so watch yourselves.

So, when your washing machine blows up or your TV goes on the fritz, before you call the repair man, turn on all the lights and look under all the beds. ‘Cause you never can tell, Rob Schneider just might be in your house. Enjoy all the festivities and have a Happy Halloween my children of the night.