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I can’t believe it’s already that time of year again. Val “Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me” Kilmer is turning shfiftyfive! 2014 was a busy year for Val co-starring in The Spoils of Babylon and a guest appearance on Psych. Whoa, slow down Val! How does he expect us to keep up with so many quality programs?

But perhaps the biggest news this year is that Val has shed his beached whale weight and now sits at a lean mean 250. At this rate it’s only a matter of time before Val is back in his trademark cowl as Batman, or possibly even Robin? Think about it. Now that Val no longer has his own gravitational pull there’s no telling how many offers will come his way. Hopefully he doesn’t immediately devour all of them. All I know is we could always use another Top Secret or Top Gun movie. Keep on top of it up “Iceman”!

Click here to see Val’s new svelte figure.