Last year, we still had some hope. We did an entire episode dedicated to how the 2012 Mariners season was a thing we were capable of looking forward to… We were so naive. Not this year, no sir. We know the score now, we’re pretty used to being disappointed by the M’s. So we’re taking a different approach, a darker approach, a meaner approach. Cause hey, what have the Mariners done for us lately? Well, they gave King Felix a big contract for one. But let’s not think about the good stuff. Let’s think of the bad. The reasons NOT to be excited about the Mariners season.
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9. What’s Dustin Ackley’s Deal?
8. Less Walls Mo’ Problems
7. Mike Morse < John Jaso
6. Where’s Jason Vargas? The Vargdog!
5. Blake Boring… I Mean Beaven
4. The Angels, Rangers, and A’s Make Us Feel Bad
3. Raul Ibanez
1. Jeff Sullivan’s Pseudo-Retirement